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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the mantis? Funny mantis jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2019-11-26T13:39:28+00:00

Passive tame eh...

Ok Dododex..

score 157 · Answer 2 · 2017-07-31T18:29:35+00:00

Giant praying mantis.
I mean, it's a good description. It preys on things, and its big, and its a mantis.
Just pray it isn't a high level if you see one and you aren't ready...
The leap is as big as the U.S. President's net worth...

score 112 · Answer 3 · 2018-03-07T03:46:57+00:00

I can tell you from experience that in fleeing this bug you only need 1 tranq. Yep i shot that thing into my tribemates knee and was able to escape at a brisk pace as the mantis ate him

score 75 · Answer 4 · 2017-08-02T19:14:12+00:00

If you want to find a Dino that is cool but a pain to tame, the mantis is for you

Answer 5 · 2019-11-25T21:23:53+00:00

SCREW CLUBS!!! SHOCK PRODS OUTA DO IT!

score 54 · Answer 6 · 2017-11-21T12:51:18+00:00

Give it a whip to hold it has a great visual bug (accidental pun also thus may be fixed)

Answer 7 · 2019-11-24T14:04:11+00:00

Its an early game tame, very useful for raiding wooden houses with rocket launchers, its like a cheap mech :)

score 45 · Answer 8 · 2017-10-30T18:33:41+00:00

Don’t you love it when your on the beach and you think look it is a big mantis let’s hug it and it leaps at your face

score 35 · Answer 9 · 2018-02-22T04:34:49+00:00

If you're low level in Scorched Earth pray you don't run into one... get it PRAY! Eh, it's a stupid joke.

score 32 · Answer 10 · 2017-12-26T14:32:45+00:00

I dare you to tame one and put an axe in its claw and name it "Jhonny"

score 6 · Answer 11 · 2019-06-28T18:01:19+00:00

I want to put a pistol in its claws but NOOOOO, I cant have a mantis that shoots up stuff!👎🏻 booo!

score 23 · Answer 12 · 2018-03-25T05:53:00+00:00

We use beer and try tame them.
It’s real fun

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2019-08-19T15:49:24+00:00

Give this guy swords and sing...

Everybody it’s Kung foo fighting! Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun du

score 7 · Answer 14 · 2019-02-10T07:04:35+00:00

Fallout NV called, the Mohave wants its enemy back

score 16 · Answer 15 · 2017-12-18T05:11:45+00:00

They say if you see a mantis it is best to run because this thing can run.
It dies fast is you have something that shots flame /flamethrower/oil jar/flame arrows

score 14 · Answer 16 · 2018-01-30T11:37:19+00:00

Free organic polymer. Unless ur Wyvern is low HP this thing will steal the kill from that Deathworm with 1 leap

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2019-08-19T15:51:32+00:00

Does this remind anyone of the mantis from Kung foo panda? If so, upvote

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2019-08-15T02:10:34+00:00

Never come unprepared when tameing

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2019-04-19T13:07:42+00:00

On ragarock they spawn like everywhere in the black zone! So when you land your argy for water make sure to spicy out the area first. Last three argys to mantis, came back a few days later with a flame thrower now we eat cooked but meat, tasty.

Answer 20 · 2019-09-29T05:15:22+00:00

I didn’t know what the mantis was, I saw it and, I shot it...

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