What are some funny jokes or stories about the mantis? Funny mantis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Imagine one with two chainsaws
herbivores: give me some Berry's
carnivorous: give me some raw meat
Mantis: Yeah, I would like a extra large deathworm horn, preferably consumed while being conscious.
Replying to the guy that wrote:
Therezinosaurus: I'm the ultimate harvester!!!
Mantis:Hold my beer, bruh.
*Laughs in moschops*
Giant praying mantis.
I mean, it's a good description. It preys on things, and its big, and its a mantis.
Just pray it isn't a high level if you see one and you aren't ready...
The leap is as big as the U.S. President's net worth...
I can tell you from experience that in fleeing this bug you only need 1 tranq. Yep i shot that thing into my tribemates knee and was able to escape at a brisk pace as the mantis ate him
My worst nightmare is working in the dark and seeing a Mantis with a chainsaw and a hockey mask named Jason
How to find a mantis.
1. Start looking something to tame
2. Knock out the thing you are taming.
3. Just vibe there.
4. You have been killed by Mantis.
I love praying mantis and is technically an all knower about them, so this is my tame I try and get for sure of cuteness (to me, I like insects) and resources.
My worst nightmare is working on a PvP server for 14 hours straight to find one idiot coming along with a 150 Mantis named Bobby with Ascendant swords.
I was walking in a volcano and one saw me and just walked into lava
How is this a passive it bashed my head in
If you want to find a Dino that is cool but a pain to tame, the mantis is for you
Imagine in pvp it having acendant swords or clubs and coming for u
Bash my head in what do you mean it’s a Passive
Does this remind anyone of the mantis from Kung foo panda?
Ark: we need more bug creatures
Argy: I can pick up just about anything... raptor no problem. Parasaur come on easy. Anky shit... hold my beer.
Mantis: *clears throat*
Argy: @[email protected]
Give it a whip to hold it has a great visual bug (accidental pun also thus may be fixed)
Mantis:Wat u doin here go away
Me:Wat the h*ll are u
Mantis:b*tch Wat u say
Me:oh sh*t i better run right
Mantis:yes I give u a head start but u not get far
I jump off a cliff. me:see ya sucker I go out my way b*tch