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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the mantis? Funny mantis jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 362 · Answer 1 · 2020-04-10T04:50:44+00:00

Oh great! It's a non violent tame! This is gonna be..AHHHHH!!!!!

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2023-09-20T20:13:34+00:00

I was running from 15 mantises and they all jumped and fell off a cliff

score 235 · Answer 3 · 2018-03-07T03:46:57+00:00

I can tell you from experience that in fleeing this bug you only need 1 tranq. Yep i shot that thing into my tribemates knee and was able to escape at a brisk pace as the mantis ate him

score 254 · Answer 4 · 2017-07-31T18:29:35+00:00

Giant praying mantis.

I mean, it's a good description. It preys on things, and its big, and its a mantis.

Just pray it isn't a high level if you see one and you aren't ready...

The leap is as big as the U.S. President's net worth...

score 117 · Answer 5 · 2020-07-04T01:37:18+00:00

Replying to the guy that wrote:

Therezinosaurus: I'm the ultimate harvester!!!

Mantis:Hold my beer, bruh.

*Laughs in moschops*

score 98 · Answer 6 · 2020-12-12T22:46:34+00:00

herbivores: give me some Berry's

carnivorous: give me some raw meat

Mantis: Yeah, I would like a extra large deathworm horn, preferably consumed while being conscious.

score 78 · Answer 7 · 2021-03-07T11:38:10+00:00

Imagine one with two chainsaws

score 82 · Answer 8 · 2020-05-17T20:12:22+00:00

How to find a mantis.

1. Start looking something to tame

2. Knock out the thing you are taming.

3. Just vibe there.

4. You have been killed by Mantis.

score 110 · Answer 9 · 2017-08-02T19:14:12+00:00

If you want to find a Dino that is cool but a pain to tame, the mantis is for you

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2023-09-01T22:15:19+00:00

Bro I didn't know it was a passive tame 😭✊️

score 9 · Answer 11 · 2023-02-13T09:41:27+00:00

How can the mantises claws hold item but the mr Bigfoot can’t

score 50 · Answer 12 · 2019-08-19T15:51:32+00:00

Does this remind anyone of the mantis from Kung foo panda?

score 40 · Answer 13 · 2020-04-29T10:27:33+00:00

How is this a passive it bashed my head in

score 60 · Answer 14 · 2018-02-22T04:34:49+00:00

If you're low level in Scorched Earth pray you don't run into one... get it PRAY! Eh, it's a stupid joke.

score 22 · Answer 15 · 2021-08-15T02:49:14+00:00

My worst nightmare is working in the dark and seeing a Mantis with a chainsaw and a hockey mask named Jason

score 62 · Answer 16 · 2017-11-21T12:51:18+00:00

Give it a whip to hold it has a great visual bug (accidental pun also thus may be fixed)

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2023-07-10T22:33:17+00:00

How to tame:

Sit one inch away from it

Die

Die 30 times

Die die die

Hit with club

Die die

Give black pearls

Give axe

(Wakes up and wipes server)

:)

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2023-06-03T07:44:56+00:00

I‘m never gonna tame These mfs anymore.I was like on fjodur and wanted to tame ohne of them.So i grabed my pickaxe and Start farming deathworm horns.At First these horns weight More than a quetz can hold and second, i needed chille armor (if i have writen something wrong, dont wonder, im german)Ok

I was in balheimr and searched for mantis.The good thing is, that i was in a server with much hp (50x) but the bad thing was that i Knew, the creatures make a f ing lot of damage. So i found a mantis wich was 773🫠.i started to crouch and Go behind him but from nowhere a wywren started to kill and eat me.the Same thing happend twice and just gave up.

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2023-03-28T08:29:03+00:00

Bro I found it in ark mobile multiplayer it in really pro player house it name mantis boss HOW????

And I found trod on too😂 they tamed by Cyber how I’m so confused 😨😨😨

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2023-07-04T06:12:23+00:00

Talk about a jump scare of your life