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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the mantis? Funny mantis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Here's a sad story bout my mantis ray
He was THE BEST choice for EVERYTHING, meat runs, taming, all around good boy, one day I went to the red obelisk and I was depositing items for tribute and suddenly some jerks poison wyvern and 5 carnos killed my thyla's and the wyvern killed me off rays back and about 2 minutes later I got a message saying "Your ray LVL 73 (mantis) was killed by Medusa (wyvern)" worst day on Scorched EVER... :( (this was like 3 days ago)
Ark: ok, whe're going to make a giant insectoid death-centaur that is 15 feet tall and can hold two swords at once, oh, and it can only be tamed with an item that can only be acquired by killing something with a quarter as much health as a giga
Players: oh, no, why?!
Ark: and it can also leap and make a small explosion where it lands.
Players: quick, run away!
Mantises *chop chop chop chop*
Players *respawn respawn respawn respawn*
Mantises *chop chop chop chop*
Players *respawn respawn respawn respawn*
Etc ect ect ect
Mine was named Ted, Ted was a nice guy I liked Ted, some jerk came and killed him and raided my base I was shattered, so I got the admins to come and help me since they liked Ted as well, they gave me creative I went to the other guys base and summoned like 15 gigas on his base and I got a death threat from him and I said “that’s what you get for killing Ted”