Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Here's a sad story bout my mantis ray He was THE BEST choice for…

Here's a sad story bout my mantis ray
He was THE BEST choice for EVERYTHING, meat runs, taming, all around good boy, one day I went to the red obelisk and I was depositing items for tribute and suddenly some jerks poison wyvern and 5 carnos killed my thyla's and the wyvern killed me off rays back and about 2 minutes later I got a message saying "Your ray LVL 73 (mantis) was killed by Medusa (wyvern)" worst day on Scorched EVER... :( (this was like 3 days ago)
More Mantis Funny Tips
Oh dear mantus
Please please grant us
One more chance
I lost my pants
Do not grab that sharp stick
I will give you nick
In exchange for my life
Just don’t grab that knife
I hope you are kind
I do not want my mind
To be eaten
Or to get beaten
I will give you nick
Just don’t grab that sharp stick.
— plastic bag poem