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Ark: ok, whe're going to make a giant insectoid death-centaur that is 15 feet tall and can hold two swords at once, oh, and it can only be tamed with an item that can only be acquired by killing something with a quarter as much health as a giga

Players: oh, no, why?!

Ark: and it can also leap and make a small explosion where it lands.

Players: quick, run away!

Mantises *chop chop chop chop*

Players *respawn respawn respawn respawn*

Mantises *chop chop chop chop*

Players *respawn respawn respawn respawn*

Etc ect ect ect

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