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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the managarmr? Funny managarmr jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 41 · Answer 1 · 2019-12-10T22:28:06+00:00

Rock drake I can Clime walls dash

Managarmer hold my beer

score 31 · Answer 2 · 2021-03-29T20:24:42+00:00

How to

Make: give a wyvern cocaine then give it sugar then cover it with glue and feathers then stuff it in the freezer in your uncle’s basement

score 34 · Answer 3 · 2020-08-11T17:02:52+00:00

Is it a wolf? Is it a fox? I dunno it’s moving too fast to see it

score 43 · Answer 4 · 2019-01-05T03:50:00+00:00

Just imagine a rock drake crossed with an ice wyvern with a wolf head and rocket feet.... I'm scared too

score 25 · Answer 5 · 2022-01-05T11:28:35+00:00

Say goodbye to all the bobs in extinction, genesis part 2 and lost island.

score 10 · Answer 6 · 2024-08-12T20:38:41+00:00

When my cat sees a laser or another cat

score 40 · Answer 7 · 2019-02-04T00:10:05+00:00

The perfect crack addict doesn’t exis....

score 28 · Answer 8 · 2021-03-17T02:36:47+00:00

Turtles: OY wait fo me

Bronto: :P

Raptor: I am sped

Sarco in water: I am sanic

Mana: TO SPACE *talopoots to Minecraft dimension*

score 8 · Answer 9 · 2024-11-15T21:54:44+00:00

I wonder what would happen if I leveled speed a little bit…

*Jumps all the way to mars*

score 30 · Answer 10 · 2020-09-24T16:31:27+00:00

I left my single player game right as one of these jumped over to me so I’m afraid to load back

score 39 · Answer 11 · 2018-12-03T20:29:27+00:00

It's a bird. No it's a plane. No it's just that asshole managarmr jumping around with objective in mind.

score 6 · Answer 12 · 2025-03-15T05:40:59+00:00

“Ok who left the rock drake in the freezer!”

score 16 · Answer 13 · 2023-04-05T20:18:48+00:00

The voidwrym and the direwolf were good friends and got drunk one night…

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2026-02-13T17:35:17+00:00

I was just chilling on Jeff ( my argy ) outside of the snow area on extinction when BAM a random managarmr jumps at me. I then flew away and proceeded to fly into the bit where you die instantly ._.

Seriously extinction why can't you just be like the other maps and have a world border?

score 7 · Answer 15 · 2024-12-20T12:26:46+00:00

This is Terrifying up close especially when is going to zoom at u with out warning ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

score 27 · Answer 16 · 2020-12-18T20:08:54+00:00

When a fox goes into a freezer then straps rockets onto his feet.

score 17 · Answer 17 · 2022-11-11T23:07:19+00:00

So what is a managarmr in the game, a version of the ice wyvern, a frozen rock drake, a fox with jetpacks on his feet or a squirrel on a sugar high????

score 29 · Answer 18 · 2020-06-10T03:10:25+00:00

Wyvern: A two-legged dragon with element abilities.

Pteranodon: A prehistoric flying creature.

Tapejara: A type of Pteranodon that once lived in the region which is now Brazil.

Griffin: A mythical creature.

Rock drake: Radiation-proof creature which eats venom from nameless

Managarmr: CaT dRaGoN!

score 23 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-07T22:06:42+00:00

me and the boys at 3am drinking dads element we found under the sink

score 20 · Answer 20 · 2022-01-08T02:20:51+00:00

ITS A PLANE, NO ITS A BIRD, No guys Its the stupid managarmr on cocaine remember?