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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the managarmr? Funny managarmr jokes submitted by ARK players.
Do you know why this cold ice drake (rock drake) jumps so high? Do you know why it lives in the cold? Do you know why its wings look like they were kept in a freazer fo 19834968 years? Well know you do!!!.......no seriously why?
Ok heres why....
1st a normal wyvern fell into lava. Its ass imidiately burned as well as its wings. It jumped sooooo high it landed in the snow biome. It found a survivor's (aka ur damn ass no offense) fridge and rushed in. Now as it is called managarmar it still feels the pain in its booty cheeks so it jumps like it was on fire.
That my friend... is the ACTUAL secret of this ball ache to tame.
Up /\ if ur ma friend
Up /\ if u like ark
Up /\ if u r annoyed by ArK's mEcHAniSm oF hiDiNg tHe frKn AsS thIngs U wanNa TaME
Wyvern: A two-legged dragon with element abilities.
Pteranodon: A prehistoric flying creature.
Tapejara: A type of Pteranodon that once lived in the region which is now Brazil.
Griffin: A mythical creature.
Rock drake: Radiation-proof creature which eats venom from nameless
Managarmr: CaT dRaGoN!