What are some funny jokes or stories about the managarmr? Funny managarmr jokes submitted by ARK players.
Basically if you shoved a a rock drake in a feeezer for 12 hours, you get a Managarmr
Someone was on something in the dev room.
Direwolf:I am speed
Alpha Raptor: No Im speed
Alpha Wyvern: No I am speed
Managarmr: nO, I iS sPeEd
Direwolf, Alpha Raptor and Alpha Wyvern: *bows*
Is the yeet master you attack it, it yeets to the other side of the dome and when you think it’s gone it yeets back
Super easy knockout. It doesn’t teleport or behave unpredictable. Also, they never hangout near other dangerous stuff. Doesn’t share at least 2 spawn points with a giga.
They are basically crickets on crack
There are three places you can put a wivern for it to evolve...
1. In a volcano (Magma)
2. In a pit of radiation (Rock Drake)
3. In a freezer filled with cocaine (Managarmr
Coolest weasel ever!
Rock Drake: no you can’t just dart around the place shooting everyone with ice so you can just easily kill them! Managarmr: haha cold dragon go vroom
These things jump around more than a cricket on crack.
Managarmr=wyvern+direwolf+jetpack+cricket on cocaine+15 hours in the freezer
Scientists: Top ten deadliest creatures
Number one: komod-
Me: imma stop you right there, buddy…
Believe it or not, the name Managarmr in Norse Mythology means moon-hound. So I guess you could say that the creature is more like a wolf with rocket freaking feet than a flying lizard. Become one with the floof woof, it is worth it.
But it don't got no ricey.
But it's not to pricey.
Oh darn, I guess that frost giant lost his dog again...
Your rock drake has evolved into a managarmr
me and the boys at 3am drinking dads element we found under the sink
A wyvern that did cocaine for 12 hours straight, then put itself in a freezer.