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What are some funny jokes or stories about the maewing? Funny maewing jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -3 · Answer 1 · 2021-10-10T17:39:57+00:00

B A B I E S . ok I’m sorry

I’ll leave

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2021-08-11T23:30:48+00:00

Color it teal and call it Perry

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2021-08-04T16:05:05+00:00

A Maewing?!

*Puts on hat*

MERRY THE MAEWING???!!!

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2021-08-03T19:46:04+00:00

It’s a My-wing coincidence? I think yes actually

Sincerely Tek_Reaper

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2021-08-03T07:43:52+00:00

Switch is lame it has no good stuff

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2021-07-26T05:46:43+00:00

Well then I saw one and immediately died still confused

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score -3 · Answer 7 · 2021-07-23T17:45:34+00:00

Wait it’s the alien form of a kangaroo

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2022-02-18T10:09:11+00:00

Green beans green onions green beans green onions green peppers green onions green beans green onions green peppers green onions green beans green onions green peppers green onions green beans green onions green peppers green onions green beans green onions green peppers green onions wee peppers green onions green beans green onions green peppers green onions green beans green onions green peppers green onions green beans green onions green peppers green onions green beans green onions green peppers green onions green

score -3 · Answer 9 · 2021-12-31T05:33:45+00:00

I laid eyes on this beautiful creature and decided I wanted one I saw it was easy to tame and only took a few tranqs so I went for it I'm not gonna spoil the next part but good luck

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2021-11-29T19:01:56+00:00

He’s a semi aquatic egg laying mammal of action. He’s got more than just mad skills he’s got a beaver tail and a bill P E R R Y T H E M A E W I N G

score -3 · Answer 11 · 2021-11-29T18:58:53+00:00

Lol Perry the platypus in ark AGENT P

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2024-08-07T23:56:04+00:00

Maewing sees a baby and claims it. sees it’s a dodo and leaves for dead sees high level dodo and keeps it

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2022-10-05T07:50:22+00:00

Fun fact my sister is called Mae

score -4 · Answer 14 · 2020-12-28T21:32:38+00:00

A month with wings, now I've heard everything

score -4 · Answer 15 · 2020-12-21T12:54:05+00:00

Imagine these things with a kangaroo

score -4 · Answer 16 · 2021-03-11T07:07:18+00:00

What we always wanted with no rival the ark atla crossover

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2021-08-09T17:42:43+00:00

ark and lunchable collab??????

why????

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2021-12-02T01:10:20+00:00

I personally know how assume a maewing can be but they suck in breeding when I was playing ark with my dad I had to baby maewings and when me and my dad went to get red loot drops when I came back they were gon

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2022-06-13T02:34:23+00:00

BIG FAT JUICY BREASTS!!!!!! AHHHHG UHHHHH

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2025-02-17T17:43:13+00:00

A maewing? MARRY THE MAEWING!!!