Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the lystrosaurus? Funny lystrosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So, I tamed one when I was a beginner and named it Rebecca. So, Rebecca and my parasaur, Digby, were both searching for phiomias to hunt, we all walked through a small lake. (My parasaur and I stayed slow so Rebecca could catch up.) And as soon as I got to the other side of the lake, I saw this:
“Rebecca - lvl 12 was killed by a Piranha - lvl 267”
Oh.
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