What are some funny jokes or stories about the lystrosaurus? Funny lystrosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
When I was low on hp i stole egg i Turn around it killl me😭😭😭😭😭
Me petting it
Raptors: to hell with it
We made a Lystro army and ruled the ARK lol
I always have a goal to tame one make it's health like 9999999 and it's strength 99999999 so it could beat up a giga.
These things are perfect and are living XP farms. GET ONE NOW.
Gets high, gets your dinos high. Yay high, overpowered dodoooo
Make a lystro church. Horner the Lystro.
These are lucky charms.
I got a triplet one my first breeding.
I didn't know I was lucky then . But I figured it out like a week later . And 1 had died by then .
Its one of my favourite creatures in the game if you see one plz don't kill it
#save the Lystrosaurus
Thx
I always named these guys Tito Because the first one I found needed tinto berries to tame so I took out the n and called them Tito’s
I don't think these things could do back flips in real life. More like back breaker. Now who needs a lystro with a broken back.
I named one princess then leveled up its combat only
Lystrosaurus and moschop:
Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture.
Literally anyone who has played ark: there the same picture!
The lystro getting attacked : I sleep
The lystro getting it's egg stolen: Real S#@!
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He will clap when u give him snac
The lysto is going on TLC because how THICC it is
Rumor has it that the lystro used to be in the circus
This cute Lil thing may look pathetic and weak but it can slaughter dilos like crazy. And when they run it follows. Until the last breath. Or when it runs out of stamina with those little legs
Every time I try to tame a lystro it wouldn’t knock out, it just kept dying. WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME YOU ONLY NEED TO FEED THEM!!!!
Cute little sausages.
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