Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the lystrosaurus? Funny lystrosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ok something weird is going on. I think the lystro family is haunting me. I recently tamed a pair of lystro to breed for a pursuit. Once I got the baby and claimed it, I killed them all. The lystro kept glitching but I didnt mind. But it kept pooping until they decomposed. But the baby lystro gave me 3x PRIME MEAT. I think theyre haunting me.
So, I tamed one when I was a beginner and named it Rebecca. So, Rebecca and my parasaur, Digby, were both searching for phiomias to hunt, we all walked through a small lake. (My parasaur and I stayed slow so Rebecca could catch up.) And as soon as I got to the other side of the lake, I saw this:
“Rebecca - lvl 12 was killed by a Piranha - lvl 267”
Oh.
Fun fact: for a period of time the lystrosaurus was the dominant species on Earth. 90% of all animals on Earth were lystros. This happened after the great dying, before the rise of the dinosaurs, where 96% of life in the ocean and 70% of life on land had perished. The humble therapsid survived and spread all the world over. Lystrosaurus as far as the eye could see. A magnificent time in Earth's history.