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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the lystrosaurus? Funny lystrosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So, I tamed one when I was a beginner and named it Rebecca. So, Rebecca and my parasaur, Digby, were both searching for phiomias to hunt, we all walked through a small lake. (My parasaur and I stayed slow so Rebecca could catch up.) And as soon as I got to the other side of the lake, I saw this:
“Rebecca - lvl 12 was killed by a Piranha - lvl 267”
Oh.
I saw my brother trying to kill one of these but when it went behind a rock my brother go after it and just he came running out and a rex was chasing him. So I went over to were the Lystrosaurus would be and I saw it so as my brother was being chased by the rex I tamed the Lystrosaurus. +1 friend.
Ok something weird is going on. I think the lystro family is haunting me. I recently tamed a pair of lystro to breed for a pursuit. Once I got the baby and claimed it, I killed them all. The lystro kept glitching but I didnt mind. But it kept pooping until they decomposed. But the baby lystro gave me 3x PRIME MEAT. I think theyre haunting me.