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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the lystrosaurus? Funny lystrosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1030 · Answer 1 · 2016-10-10T18:29:08+00:00

You can not out run a lystro, you can only hide from it until he finds and kills

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2020-01-02T14:02:55+00:00

It needs a TLC make it thicker, more cutie and more STRENGTH!

score 294 · Answer 3 · 2017-07-04T21:39:44+00:00

It's like a loaf of bread grew legs. Truly a majestic creature, he will dance for you.

score 13 · Answer 4 · 2019-11-24T14:36:14+00:00

BEWARE:Very high health and DPS,Large aggro range and really fast,has high stamina and has high torpor,Passively tamed using Hyaenodon eggs.

score 210 · Answer 5 · 2017-06-16T14:22:05+00:00

He is not how he looks...

He is more than a cute reptile pupper...

Deep inside, he is a killer...

A cold... Blooded.... KILLER.

Don't believe me?

You shouldn't.

score 128 · Answer 6 · 2018-04-13T03:10:36+00:00

I got on one time and noticed all our dinos, but piglet our lystro. I SEARCHED EVERYWHERE IN TRIBE LOG. and found this: piglet was killed by itchy. The flying not swimming one. After that, i new itchys were a PAIN IN THE AGJHHGDXCVUNKJHHFFVSDGBU WHOS WITH ME? UPVOTE!!!!! 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

score 154 · Answer 7 · 2017-08-27T20:30:36+00:00

Tame one and name it Master Shifu, for he will teach your dinos the ways of faster leveling.

score 117 · Answer 8 · 2017-09-15T19:09:31+00:00

These are my chicken nuggies and they are very precious 11/10

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2019-12-14T06:21:45+00:00

This bird cops can really lay a human

score 11 · Answer 10 · 2019-10-20T09:25:25+00:00

I once stole a Lystro egg.

Never gonna do that again.

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2020-01-06T00:41:16+00:00

Piggy the lystro is a god that can kill 3 allows

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2019-12-08T08:42:53+00:00

Lystro:ya go head steal that egg.me:ok got it.lystro:wait that’s my egg.i want to have children one day

score 73 · Answer 13 · 2017-08-20T13:26:33+00:00

Somehow, an Ichthyornis ate my Lystro alive after snatching him from the ground. Beware of seagulls.

score 90 · Answer 14 · 2016-12-03T23:52:08+00:00

A very aggressive dino my listro killed an army of 20 wyverns and thare riders with riot gear it seemed we won but thay dropped a war dodo the battle was so big it bricked my xbone juan and wiped the server out. And it helps to have one in all your pins pet it and your dinos get an xp boost

score 41 · Answer 15 · 2017-08-02T21:10:01+00:00

me sees a cute little dino. thinks that i'm going to tame it on day 3. try's feeding it flowers fails. OH MY GOD RUN

score 35 · Answer 16 · 2017-12-09T04:10:31+00:00

Is it sad for this to be my very first tame? I mean it took me half an hour soooo, yeah who am I kidding it is.

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2019-10-16T08:40:02+00:00

It's my new pet dog.still take wolfy hunting tho

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2019-10-16T04:56:53+00:00

I stole 1 egg and 4 lvl 100+ came and killed me at lvl 3

score 14 · Answer 19 · 2018-12-24T02:35:48+00:00

You punch it and it goes REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

score 5 · Answer 20 · 2019-08-04T04:50:17+00:00

This cute Lil thing may look pathetic and weak but it can slaughter dilos like crazy. And when they run it follows. Until the last breath. Or when it runs out of stamina with those little legs