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What are some funny jokes or stories about the lystrosaurus? Funny lystrosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my brother play ark together. And the Lystros are my favorite cuz they so cute! So we got an orange and green one. We named it olive, and called it a cute little derp... Little did we know that if you take A Triceratops egg, it will come for you! And I had little water ballon derp with us, and it was too late for little olive... We made her a grave that said “here lies olive-the most derp of them all.” Every like equals 1 spiritual pet for little Olive... 💔
Don't let them fool you, these little critters are one of the most adaptable creatures in ark. They can literally be found everywhere. Their unusually tanky for their size and can regenerate heath fairly rapidly. These dudes are hard to kill, and become enraged when their eggs are stolen, becoming slow moving piranhas of the land. They're power must not be underestimated, and while they don't have a player body count like the raptors, they have still torn helpless beach bobs to shreds
I was playing with my friend and we just started out and we had 4 turtles a para a lot of dilos and Liz the lystro she was my favorite tame she was so cute. My friend was new to ark so I had to teach him some stuff like NOT TO TRY AND FIGHT A BRONTO I saved everyone but my lystro so I made a grave for Liz and promised REVENGE and then I was on a allo with some more allies and struck the bronto DOWN and Liz is still in my heart to the present day. Comment F for Liz.
It can destroy Gigas and Titanosauruses be careful when taming wear full tek armor but avoid it at any cost or it one shot you. If tamed it gives boost to your tamed dinos but when making a trap REMEMBER it can break anithing and its faster than a raptor so if you encounter one of them you better be ready to move your legs faster than you ever did. Its the best dino to fight the overseer just a hit and its down and you can raid anyone with it its really a powerful dino