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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the lystrosaurus? Funny lystrosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1113 · Answer 1 · 2016-10-10T18:29:08+00:00

You can not out run a lystro, you can only hide from it until he finds and kills

score 675 · Answer 2 · 2016-12-08T09:26:42+00:00

If only it had a platform saddle ðŸ¤”

score 334 · Answer 3 · 2020-04-21T15:10:58+00:00

They are actually pretty good at attacking when tameded. I had one kill two sarcos in a row without dieing.

score 306 · Answer 4 · 2020-04-25T19:12:19+00:00

Me and my brother play ark together. And the Lystros are my favorite cuz they so cute! So we got an orange and green one. We named it olive, and called it a cute little derp... Little did we know that if you take A Triceratops egg, it will come for you! And I had little water ballon derp with us, and it was too late for little olive... We made her a grave that said “here lies olive-the most derp of them all.” Every like equals 1 spiritual pet for little Olive... 💔

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2023-09-08T13:38:03+00:00

You got lips like lystro! Sorry this needs to be longer to count

score 471 · Answer 6 · 2017-07-04T21:39:44+00:00

It's like a loaf of bread grew legs. Truly a majestic creature, he will dance for you.

score 348 · Answer 7 · 2017-08-17T13:59:37+00:00

TAME THEM ALL. IF YOU FIND ONE IN THE WILD RESCUE IT FROM DILOS, KILL ALL DILOS

score 320 · Answer 8 · 2017-06-16T14:22:05+00:00

He is not how he looks...

He is more than a cute reptile pupper...

Deep inside, he is a killer...

A cold... Blooded.... KILLER.

Don't believe me?

You shouldn't.

score 332 · Answer 9 · 2017-02-01T20:32:49+00:00

Use in a mortar and pestle to make Listerine.

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2023-09-07T14:20:59+00:00

The lystro getting attacked : I sleep

The lystro getting it's egg stolen: Real S#@!

score 7 · Answer 11 · 2023-06-15T23:31:51+00:00

Don't let them fool you, these little critters are one of the most adaptable creatures in ark. They can literally be found everywhere. Their unusually tanky for their size and can regenerate heath fairly rapidly. These dudes are hard to kill, and become enraged when their eggs are stolen, becoming slow moving piranhas of the land. They're power must not be underestimated, and while they don't have a player body count like the raptors, they have still torn helpless beach bobs to shreds

score 235 · Answer 12 · 2016-12-21T04:57:42+00:00

There is no hiding or running from this it will devour you alive

score 199 · Answer 13 · 2017-08-27T20:30:36+00:00

Tame one and name it Master Shifu, for he will teach your dinos the ways of faster leveling.

score 100 · Answer 14 · 2020-02-18T12:44:04+00:00

I was playing with my friend and we just started out and we had 4 turtles a para a lot of dilos and Liz the lystro she was my favorite tame she was so cute. My friend was new to ark so I had to teach him some stuff like NOT TO TRY AND FIGHT A BRONTO I saved everyone but my lystro so I made a grave for Liz and promised REVENGE and then I was on a allo with some more allies and struck the bronto DOWN and Liz is still in my heart to the present day. Comment F for Liz.

score 156 · Answer 15 · 2017-09-15T19:09:31+00:00

These are my chicken nuggies and they are very precious 11/10

score 86 · Answer 16 · 2020-04-25T19:29:44+00:00

My tribe mate: I tamed a Rex!

Me: *watching my water balloon do backflips*

score 60 · Answer 17 · 2021-02-06T03:56:10+00:00

F for respects for all of the people who lost there listros😢😢😢😢

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2023-06-18T17:06:46+00:00

Cute little sausages.

A helpful tip should include more words

score 12 · Answer 19 · 2022-12-12T20:45:28+00:00

It can destroy Gigas and Titanosauruses be careful when taming wear full tek armor but avoid it at any cost or it one shot you. If tamed it gives boost to your tamed dinos but when making a trap REMEMBER it can break anithing and its faster than a raptor so if you encounter one of them you better be ready to move your legs faster than you ever did. Its the best dino to fight the overseer just a hit and its down and you can raid anyone with it its really a powerful dino

score 12 · Answer 20 · 2022-12-12T18:30:31+00:00

Mom: Can we get a dog?

Me: What wrong with the dog at home?

The dog at home: