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What are some funny jokes or stories about the lystrosaurus? Funny lystrosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
They are actually pretty good at attacking when tameded. I had one kill two sarcos in a row without dieing.
You can not out run a lystro, you can only hide from it until he finds and kills
If only it had a platform saddle Γ°ΕΈΒ€β
Me and my brother play ark together. And the Lystros are my favorite cuz they so cute! So we got an orange and green one. We named it olive, and called it a cute little derp... Little did we know that if you take A Triceratops egg, it will come for you! And I had little water ballon derp with us, and it was too late for little olive... We made her a grave that said βhere lies olive-the most derp of them all.β Every like equals 1 spiritual pet for little Olive... π
Woof woof! I am the small dog of the ark.
He is a mercyless killer!! He killed all my tames just by looking at them. Please don't tame, it is just not worth it.
Tame a giga, it's easier.
Tame a giga, it's easier.
It's like a loaf of bread grew legs. Truly a majestic creature, he will dance for you.
Meeeaaattttlloooooaaaffff bootiful
TAME THEM ALL. IF YOU FIND ONE IN THE WILD RESCUE IT FROM DILOS, KILL ALL DILOS
Use in a mortar and pestle to make Listerine.
You tame me for why ? For why ?
My tribe mate: I tamed a Rex!
Me: *watching my water balloon do backflips*
Me: *watching my water balloon do backflips*
I was playing with my friend and we just started out and we had 4 turtles a para a lot of dilos and Liz the lystro she was my favorite tame she was so cute. My friend was new to ark so I had to teach him some stuff like NOT TO TRY AND FIGHT A BRONTO I saved everyone but my lystro so I made a grave for Liz and promised REVENGE and then I was on a allo with some more allies and struck the bronto DOWN and Liz is still in my heart to the present day. Comment F for Liz.
He is not how he looks...
He is more than a cute reptile pupper...
Deep inside, he is a killer...
A cold... Blooded.... KILLER.
Don't believe me?
You shouldn't.
He is more than a cute reptile pupper...
Deep inside, he is a killer...
A cold... Blooded.... KILLER.
Don't believe me?
You shouldn't.
There is no hiding or running from this it will devour you alive
He likes to cuddle with a teddy bear lol
Tame one and name it Master Shifu, for he will teach your dinos the ways of faster leveling.
A divine, deadly creature with a roar that can scare a yutirannus a bite that can kill a Giganotosaurus and can easily beat a managarmer in a race. Found only in the grocery store because it is a killer loaf of bread. Pros turn around in fear when they hear the call of piglet loaf of bread. Raaaiiaaaaaarrrgrraaaiiigrrr
These are my chicken nuggies and they are very precious 11/10
If you turn up tame stats by 6x in the settings this guy is a little ninja. It can take down five raptors solo. It was the funniest thing ever! I saw this thing spring into action and suddenly there was five dead raptors on the floor before I could pull out my sword!