make ur lystosauris follow u and it just stirs there like a motionless turd? And ur like: c’mon ya little butt nugget! What are u doing?! It’s just like Napoleon Dynamite, what ever I wanna do, gosh! Then u just punch it the rest of th way there.
Me and my brother play ark together. And the Lystros are my favorite cuz they so cute! So we got an orange and green one. We named it olive, and called it a cute little derp... Little did we know that if you take A Triceratops egg, it will come for you! And I had little water ballon derp with us, and it was too late for little olive... We made her a grave that said “here lies olive-the most derp of them all.” Every like equals 1 spiritual pet for little Olive... 💔