I was findind a Lio than saw on after 4 weeks i said hiii Lio and accidentally punched him than he said it's time for my kidney attack

Boom

BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!

Its a shame he's cool because he disappears just like my dad.

Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney

After 30 seconds it leaves POOF just like my ex

Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.

Don’t pet the magical liopleurodon, or go to candy mountain. 30 minutes tamed and you’ll wake up missing a kidney.

Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?

Hippity boppity your kidney is my property

Basiliosaurus: It’s over linakin I have the ark community

Linakin (liopluerodon): You underestimate my power!

Basilosaurus: don’t try it

Linakin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*CHOMP*

Rip linakin