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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the liopleurodon? Funny liopleurodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 11 · Answer 1 · 2020-03-21T16:13:13+00:00

Derp

Filler

score 16 · Answer 2 · 2018-03-19T20:00:18+00:00

It knows da wae.

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2023-04-21T11:22:07+00:00

This thing left me faster than my dad

score 6 · Answer 4 · 2022-01-12T19:18:56+00:00

SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!!!!!!

SHUN!!!!!!!!!

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2023-08-16T22:30:08+00:00

It's a magical liopleurodon and it's going to lead the way to candy mountain

score 10 · Answer 6 · 2019-11-22T20:26:32+00:00

So this is the 4 rarest thing in the game and now you have to passive tame it with honey! SO YOU HAVE TO KILL BEES AND GET IT NOT TO SPOIL!🤬

score 10 · Answer 7 · 2019-11-21T14:14:48+00:00

He will tell us the way to candy mountin Charlie!

Magic Liop: fckjenxjejhfjjehcjfnsjcjkgjsbc

Purple unicorn: It has spoken!

Charlie: It did’nt say anything!

Shun the non believers! Shun! Shuuuuun!

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2022-08-16T10:02:42+00:00

Leo never camed back with the honey for like infinity

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2021-09-02T06:35:13+00:00

Dont tame these… they only tame for abt 30 mins and they decide they don’t like u anymore. Take ur shiz- and I quote- “peace homie” they be gone. Just like the top tip’s ex!

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2023-01-16T20:05:50+00:00

He’s just like my dad only difference he left because we had no milk

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2022-06-13T11:14:41+00:00

Once i was looking for a miss after half an hour of searching i found one i knew its rare but i ignored it

it and continued after like AN HOUR AND A HALF of searching i found an alpha miss but no normal mosa :/ like how does it make since to find a liopleurodon and an alpha miss but no normal mosa?!

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2024-05-25T00:20:45+00:00

WHO THE F WOULD TAME THIS SO MUCH EFFOT FOR IT TO JUST LEAVE ME LIKE MY MENTAL STABILITY

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2022-04-13T22:52:15+00:00

*two seconds after I tamed one*

“Tina sorry but I must return to glitter haven to visit family”

Mimi never returned…

R.I.P. Mimi 🌊🪦

Tina originals 🥺

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2023-11-10T05:53:11+00:00

This game made a hybrid of mosasaurus and megalodon,no wonder it drops megalodon tooth🤣

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2023-04-24T13:34:02+00:00

They are not worth it it’s like using a charger without the PowerPoint being turned on

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2023-04-18T21:53:25+00:00

Look crap now has a body. No offense people who like these, but seriously they badddd

score 8 · Answer 17 · 2020-01-30T19:11:00+00:00

This guy beats the game in 30 minutes, after that, it ascends which is what happens when you beat the game.

score 11 · Answer 18 · 2018-05-24T10:59:08+00:00

Flapjack FLAPJACK wake up, come with me we’ll go and see a place called candied island

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2023-04-05T20:09:57+00:00

If this things so “magical” will he make me a new kidney?

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2022-03-06T17:57:28+00:00

Gone like my gf

😭😭😭😭😭