BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!

after 30 minutes it goes for the milk and it will never come back just like my dad.

Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?

Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney

Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.

It looks like a mosasaurus but on drugs

It can drown


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One day I was riding my itch and while exploring the bottom of the ocean, I see one of these things GIANT fin. I almost had a heart attack and swam back up as fast as I could.

Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote

Follow it, find a unicorn. Find the unicorn, find candy mountain. All hail the Banana King (which hilariously is my nickname.