BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!

Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?

It can drown


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Its a magical lieoplouridon charlie it will lead us to candy mountain

Its a liopleurodon charlie!
Me:no its a waste of rescources and mystic skin oil half the time gives u sucky loot

Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney

One day I was riding my itch and while exploring the bottom of the ocean, I see one of these things GIANT fin. I almost had a heart attack and swam back up as fast as I could.

Magical Sea Penis can be tamed by kibble or slathering it in honey. Need only ride it to feel its magical powers thats will have you going for 6 hours..

Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.

Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote