BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!

Their magical liopleurodon they’ll show us the waaaaaaay

-Sam Winchester 2017

Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney

Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.

Dude urgently needs braces

😬

Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?

Follow it, find a unicorn. Find the unicorn, find candy mountain. All hail the Banana King (which hilariously is my nickname.

Look at the picture and pretend it's saying "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" üp is this made you laugh -DARKSTAR

Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote

Amar é deixar ir, eu domei um Liopleirodon... ele se chamaja "James Baxter", ele foi incrivel... ele foi sensacional, mas apenas por 30 minutos... e por estes 30 minutos eu e ele fomos felizes... tudo era tam bom, até que acabou... e ai eu voltei a procurar Mosassauros alfa pra matar.

Where are the underwater bee hives?

IN MY FOUR YEARS OF ARK I'VE ONLY EVER SEEN ONE OF THESE CLUCKERS

You: tames the creature then names it Leo

30 minutes later

Leo: I’m going back to China

You: NOOOOOO

Leo: if you love me let me GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT'S A MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON CHARLIE, ITS GOING TO SHOW US THE WAY TO CANDY MOUNTAIN *gargling growly noises* (man I love Charlie the unicorn).

This creature left me faster than my dad did

4/10 would not pet again very angry at me for touching him 🤷‍♂️

Ocean vodka

I should have not named him daddy💀

It disappeared

It has told us the way charlie.The way to Candy Mountain!The land of sweet sugary goodness

It’s a lioplepurodon Charlie! A MaGiCaL lioplepurodon! It’s going to guild our way to cAndY MoUnTaIn! Candy mountain!

You guys do realize there’s not actually a candy mountain right?

Shush the non-believer! ShuUuUuShhhH!

Suuussssnnnhhhh

Yea..

Sorry I had to do this- lowkey uhh my best tip is to force tame if you’re trying to get one!

Its a shame he's cool because he disappears just like my dad.