Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the leedsichthys? Funny leedsichthys jokes submitted by ARK players.
This guy keeps chasing me and I can hardly do any more expeditions on my raft anymore. BUT AN ALPHA MEGALODON AND ITS PACK DOES NOT CARE ABOUT ME ENTERING ITS TERRITORY AT ALL. This is literally a filter feeding fish, so it should be pretty scared of anything as large or larger than itself. It's not. I'm living on land forever ig. 😂
I saw the animal’s shape and paused the game and got on Dododex. Didn’t find the animal. So I unpaused the game and went over there in my raft. Then I jumped in the water and saw this bio comin straight for meh I got on meh raft immediately and turned around as fast as I could but it didn’t take more than one bash for my raft to be destroyed. STUPID WHALE'!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I just finished my boat that takes me and my tames from island to island the I see a fin I say ok it's just a shark then I say hold up imma go check this my tribe mate says have fun I see Moby.dick and I say boom dodo I chose you I thought the 19 blocks of c4 would kill Moby.dick but I just scratched him the he Rams my boat my mantis said you picked the wrong house fool and riped him to shreds my boat YE OLDE BOAT was nearly destroyed but then another one comes out of nowhere and when I saw a red glow I said I'm scawed and my mantis got hit then my dung beetle went after it and said it's high noon and just knock him the heck out so he is dead and I'm a pirate now so RIP my dodo and my chill UwU