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So I just finished my boat that takes me and my tames from island to island the I see a fin I say ok it's just a shark then I say hold up imma go check this my tribe mate says have fun I see Moby.dick and I say boom dodo I chose you I thought the 19 blocks of c4 would kill Moby.dick but I just scratched him the he Rams my boat my mantis said you picked the wrong house fool and riped him to shreds my boat YE OLDE BOAT was nearly destroyed but then another one comes out of nowhere and when I saw a red glow I said I'm scawed and my mantis got hit then my dung beetle went after it and said it's high noon and just knock him the heck out so he is dead and I'm a pirate now so RIP my dodo and my chill UwU

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