Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
So I just finished my boat that takes me and my tames from island to island…
So I just finished my boat that takes me and my tames from island to island the I see a fin I say ok it's just a shark then I say hold up imma go check this my tribe mate says have fun I see Moby.dick and I say boom dodo I chose you I thought the 19 blocks of c4 would kill Moby.dick but I just scratched him the he Rams my boat my mantis said you picked the wrong house fool and riped him to shreds my boat YE OLDE BOAT was nearly destroyed but then another one comes out of nowhere and when I saw a red glow I said I'm scawed and my mantis got hit then my dung beetle went after it and said it's high noon and just knock him the heck out so he is dead and I'm a pirate now so RIP my dodo and my chill UwU
More Leedsichthys Funny Tips
Once me and my friends were heading to our town on herbivore island, and then this thing comes. It's like out of Moby Dick. One of my friends shouted "ABANDON SHIP!" And jumped into the ocean, swimming to shore. Me and my two other friends stayed on the ship, with our rifles ready. Then my friend who abandoned us tried to help us by shooting the beast with a bazooka. He did manage to kill it, but he killed us and the raft too. We have since put handcuffs on him, and put him in our prison in the cave in carnivore island.