Humpback whale: I'm massive.

Blue whale: I'm bigger than school bus.

Leedsichthys: I DESTROY BIGGEST OF BOATS AND FEED PLAYERS TO MEG

Te this f thing I hate it I was on my xia then this came and killed my xia rip

So, uhhh, there's an alpha version of it too. Don't even ask me how I found it out, it's sensetive topic.

Part 3.

Scott fucking LOVES Otters. It's his favorite animal. Not just in the game. Real life as well. He named his vessel the S.S. Ottermus. And our plan was to wake up in the morning and fill his boat full of Otter dicks and giggles. However, Arks dark ocean had different plans.

Its about midnight. Pitch fucking black besides shitty red auras from standing torches on these boats we just grinder for hours on just to have floating mediocrity. So we depart.

Got quite a bit of a drive. We're all tired as fuck. Few words have been said besides an occasional friendly insult and some yawns.

We're probably between 3/5 and 4/5 of the way there when suddenly this motherfucker (ALPHUCKING LEED) emerges deadass in front of my raft and bashes the shit out of me. For some reason it loses focus and heads towards Scott. (At this very moment I'm panicking and yelling like a psychotic fuck because I know good god damn well what's about to happen.) ➡️

Part 4.

Scott immediately starts losing his shit. And about 6 seconds after the Alpha Leed quit fucking on me, "Your Tribemate Scotty was killed by" etc.

His raft, after the hours and detail he spent on that was simply shattered in less than 10 seconds by a fucking whale that has an attitude simply because boats annoy it.

His girlfriend starts laughing hysterically because she obviously doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. At this point I'm sure Scott is ready to shove half his controller in his ass and throw his face through the fucking drywall. So Scott's girl is laughing her ass off. Cam is confused as fuck. Scott is having a mental breakdown. And I'm preparing my anus for Alphas return. He smacks the fuck out of me once more, and I'm almost to shore. Trying to be positive I tell everyone to relax and borrow Cams' "We'll be fine" line.

Sike. Alpha had enough and fucked the rest of us systematically.

*admins commands* "killcocksucker"

Pray for us.

everyones writing horror storys about these things and i just drove my raft into one that was stuck on a massive rock and for some reason wasnt dying?? it wasnt in water at all anyways i made it out alive with my raft intact.. for some reason it didnt try to attack me or my raft and just let me scrape it. could be because im currently playing the mobile version?? not sure though

Your boat doesn’t have to be faster than the leed, just faster than your friend’s boat

Easy just get a trilobite ride it to the bottom of the ocean no scuba meet trilobite's cousins on steroids, come to the behemoth and snuggle it and it will die! That is how I did it!

Totally NOT a true story don't try and it's a FISH not a whale!!!!!!

Love,

Drewdafowl

So I went to go kill one

It was easy my tribe said...

IT WAS EASY MY TRIBE SIAD

“Why is there an oversized leech trying to get my bout?”

“Ima just- get my argy-“

“Well, might as well save my friend.”

“Hey Do you think that thing is a carnivore?”

“Alright I’m gonna drop you in”

- The Thing My Friend Saw Was The Respawn Screen -

There's a particular one we named Ocean Man that's outside our herbivore island on me and my friends private server. It's been there since the update. It won't leave. We want to go on a boat ride on my cruiser but he just blocks us. But we don't kill him, cos he's funny. In fact one of my friends got salty and attacked the island in a raft. Ocean Man devoured him in seconds.

Looks like my uncle fr fr fr fr

I got one stuck on south zone 1…. Using a quetzal…

Now you know how the beavers feel when you destroy a dam.

We’ll… swimming through the ocean looking for a megachelon see this thing being swarmed by megos kill most of them then break all logic… by force taming it.

The Titanic didn’t strike an iceberg, it struck this bad boy and then it had a midnight snack

Most players on raft:ABANDON SHIP

Pirates of the carribian fan:A captian always goes down with their ship

That is a big coelacanth!

-Famous last words

Huh "Leedsichthys" what a funny way to spell asshole

Ur boat was destroyed by a fish, Just let that sink in