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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the leedsichthys? Funny leedsichthys jokes submitted by ARK players.
I play on mobile. At lv. 40 I sail to herb island. My friend looks around. He sees this. He screams. I see it. I take out my longneck rifle and shoots it 20 times! It dies. My friend yells at me for scaring him. I shoot him an alpha one comes and eats his body. I say “later oh king alpha leedsicktheys” I sail to foot paw and stay there hunting trikes and raptors. This guy attackes foot paw every day just to eat me!!!
One sunny day in the alpha tribe...
Me: Repairing Tek walls and feeding baby giga
Tribe Guy: Boss look at this
Me: Sees leed
Also Me: Daaaaaammmnnn that's one thicc 🐟
Tribe Guy: Uh o it's getting unstuck and it's escaping
Me: Well there goes me meat farm...
Tribe Guy: It can't damage stone and will get stuck on stone dino gateframes.....uhhh boss?
Me: * insert Bob the builder song *