One sunny day in the alpha tribe...

Me: Repairing Tek walls and feeding baby giga

Tribe Guy: Boss look at this

Me: Sees leed

Also Me: Daaaaaammmnnn that's one thicc 🐟

Tribe Guy: Uh o it's getting unstuck and it's escaping

Me: Well there goes me meat farm...

Tribe Guy: It can't damage stone and will get stuck on stone dino gateframes.....uhhh boss?

Me: * insert Bob the builder song *

They killed my dire wolves and thyla!!!they are evil

Sees leed “oh shit” sees shore “oh snap gotta DRIFT” leed “naw boy I need to win this bet” your raft has been destroyed by level 1000000000 leedsichthys!

Dang

Straight from Satan's butthole.

If these were tamable, just imagine what they could do and where to get the saddle from, these are MASSIVE

Me: builds battleship with turrets and a flight deck with tapeworms

Leedscythys:

snack time!

everybody gangsta till leedsychthis shows up

Hum.. where is my boat ? Please?

It’s come to the point where my friends & I just name our rafts “SS Whale Bait”....

"That's a nice raft full of valuables that youre sailing after your mining expedition.... it'd be a shame for it to sink..."

Yummy whale stake…… rip boat/ low lev megaldon I just tamed

Pro tip they look small here but they are the biggest creatures on the island map

I am not a whale.

Look at my tail.

It is vertical.

Now horizontal.

CALL ME BIG FISHY.

The basilosaurus is the whale.

Me wishy people could now call me fishy.

Raft: *exists*

Leedsichthys: I'm about to end this whole man's career

These things always seem spawn in oddest places…. On the island they stay in deep water. On Crystal Isles, these stupid giant tuna spawn in the smallest puddles they can find. I’ve spent maybe a week on the Isles (My base is set up on small islands on the south west/western part of the map) and every time I’m flying around I find one stand straight in the air in a puddle a moschops can walk through. Easy Exp I guess. I’m planning on trapping one eventually to harvest prime fish meat from it.

Why when you forcetame it you can ride it

it does the funny to your boat.

A boat! Be ready to die! I'm co...oh, honey.

After reading these, I apparently goy incredibly lucky because either it eas a bug or he was too deep because he never attacked me and im so thank full i have 5 mesopithicus on board as my crew they all have little hats and are named Boat Monke I-V, and a gigantopithicus with a little hat as well. And I Worked really hard on it so im very thankful.he never showed his fatass

Yer ship be gone after da leedshitass comes around ye boat. Put down ye hatches, take ye children, take yer spouse. Leedshitass will tear ye boat to peices. ARGH.