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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the leedsichthys? Funny leedsichthys jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2021-08-28T19:00:34+00:00

Is it wrong that I went boating around just to watch one destroy my raft? The worst part? I was right above one going around in circles and it couldn’t be bothered with me or my raft!

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2020-07-06T18:35:15+00:00

Old Saying “A captain goes down with his ship”

Whale: “Amen, and so does everybody else”

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2023-12-06T03:05:24+00:00

Leedsichthys here, can you stop scraping my skin? Love leedsichthys

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2023-12-04T02:10:46+00:00

You should take a raft and get closer for a better look

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2022-09-11T00:02:05+00:00

Noob and pro on a raft story

Noob:sorry about that dead pteranodon, smooth sailing to your base from here!

Pro: I be riding they be hating!

Noob: why ya singing that?

Shadow in ocean: I came in like a wrecking ball!

Pro: because the leedysichys is here…

Leedy: Gameover!

POV: screams fill the air as splinters fly from the now demolished platform

Game: memories bring back memories!

-Eighthop

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2020-04-05T10:41:54+00:00

I be trying to get to a different part of the map and music starts playing than all my dinosaurs go for a swim

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2020-02-09T17:40:38+00:00

Alpha mosasaurus: hello Mr leedsichthys imma kill ya now

Lvl 1 leedsichthys: try me

*two hours later*

Leedsichthys: cool I'm level 100 now OwO

Kids never try this at home

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2018-11-17T21:39:09+00:00

Police man: hey! You cant touch that!

Kid: you cant tell me what to do!

,,Touches leedsichthys"

Police man: son, tere WAS hope for you...

😭😭😭😭

score 5 · Answer 9 · 2018-11-04T22:30:37+00:00

Wildcard made an Alpha Leed. Gee thanks.

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2022-07-10T14:26:50+00:00

My father was going to carno island and kept getting killed by this thing. (He was mad)

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2021-03-02T01:44:17+00:00

Whoever asked if they are aggressive they are to boats and rafts but not when your on a dolphin.

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2025-01-21T21:01:34+00:00

Me and my friend were going on herbi Island from south zone 2 and our raft had a large storage box with realy good loot in it and a Pt on board and we stop scraping against the shoreline for 5 seaconds and this MF swims up and eats our raft and out loot Pt and us

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2023-10-03T21:25:32+00:00

How to tame them: put all your elements and tek and good resources and put them in storage boxes on a raft and the leed will tame when it sees you

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2022-05-30T20:34:26+00:00

The eater of Jonah.

Have some more words.

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2022-05-02T00:57:16+00:00

I’ve been living on herbivore island on my mobile world and y’all say they spawn around there but I haven’t seen a single one.

YAY

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2022-04-17T21:51:12+00:00

Just imagine riding this thing in a public server and a bunch of kids think it wild and you smoke them

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2020-12-08T12:18:57+00:00

Me: Rides a raft*

Leedsichthys: ANGERY (meme man)

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2018-03-21T20:58:43+00:00

STOP MAKING WHALE JOKES, these things are actually classified, as the largest FISH to ever live.

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2024-12-24T05:03:14+00:00

These guys use teamwork with megalodons to ruin your day. I lost most of everything I had including an ascendant sword that I barely got to use.

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2023-07-21T20:49:46+00:00

You can leed it away from rafts with honey