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What are some funny jokes or stories about the leedsichthys? Funny leedsichthys jokes submitted by ARK players.
First time I found out these existed was when I returned too Ark recently for the first time since it was in preview... unlocked the raft chucked my trike, dodos, paras and dilo’s and headed too my early game haven (Herbivore Island, yes I’m a coward) too start my life, hire some beasts and train like Rocky too tackle the bad men over on the mainland.... well... this fat idiot was like “Nah fam” munched my raft in a couple hits mere metres from the safety of my paradise... down went my large chests... and my heroic pack of friends sacrificed themselves too him and his 3-4 Megalodon friends too allow me too arrive sodden and scarred internally at the sight of my beloved creatures demise too the jaws of Doom, with nothing but the clothes on my back and my stone tools.... life hasnt been quite right since that fateful day but I picked myself up and paid tribute too my lost comrades. One day my revenge will arrive in the form of a Mosasaur and his own army of Megalodon goons.... soon.
Me and my brother were sailing to a nearby island looking for a giga then our raft breaks out of nowhere. Our screen says an alpha leedsichthys killed our raft. My brother swam to the island I got to some rocks in the water then I swam toward the creature and it wanted nothing to do with me. It wanted me to suffer by swimming.
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Me and my tribemate were just staring on the island me being very new to the game didn’t know much we made a raft and went herb island to make a base and then our boat was destroyed I was like Jesus what is this thing me scraped the meat (my tribemate) and swam like a alpha meg. I being stupid hit and we both died. Rip our Dinos
So we were raiding bases happily at Herbivore Island and everything was going well. We decided that we had gotten enough loot, so we got on a raft and made for the open ocean, where our main base was. Suddenly, my tribe mate screams,
“what the fuck is that?!“
I am piloting the raft, so I looked behind me just in time to see a huge fin slicing through the water, heading straight for us. Then this asshole’s huge head comes up and hits our raft super hard, sending it flying forward and rocking back-and-forth. Of course, because this thing is huge, we are all panicking and screaming, and I make a beeline for shallower water. However, before I even get halfway, this thing’s huge tail slaps us and sends our tames flying. My tribe mates screamed again and started panicking even harder. Just before it bit down on our raft and attacked us for the third time, I made it straight to the shallow water near the shore, and watched as it tried to reach us. Frustrated, it turned around to descend bac