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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the leedsichthys? Funny leedsichthys jokes submitted by ARK players.
When you have just made the best boat ever and then this boi arrives
You:hey mr.whale!you like mah boat?
Whale:nah I dont like yo boat now imma destroy your whole life!
You:aw hell naw mr whale!I took 5 hours outta mah life for dis!
Whale:right imma head out.BAIIIIIIIIIIII
You:dang it he destroyed mah boat.
Me:dying of laughter cuz I'm just chilling In front of the boat fishing and hear this convo updoot
First time I found out these existed was when I returned too Ark recently for the first time since it was in preview... unlocked the raft chucked my trike, dodos, paras and dilo’s and headed too my early game haven (Herbivore Island, yes I’m a coward) too start my life, hire some beasts and train like Rocky too tackle the bad men over on the mainland.... well... this fat idiot was like “Nah fam” munched my raft in a couple hits mere metres from the safety of my paradise... down went my large chests... and my heroic pack of friends sacrificed themselves too him and his 3-4 Megalodon friends too allow me too arrive sodden and scarred internally at the sight of my beloved creatures demise too the jaws of Doom, with nothing but the clothes on my back and my stone tools.... life hasnt been quite right since that fateful day but I picked myself up and paid tribute too my lost comrades. One day my revenge will arrive in the form of a Mosasaur and his own army of Megalodon goons.... soon.
Me and my brother were sailing to a nearby island looking for a giga then our raft breaks out of nowhere. Our screen says an alpha leedsichthys killed our raft. My brother swam to the island I got to some rocks in the water then I swam toward the creature and it wanted nothing to do with me. It wanted me to suffer by swimming.
What a…B