Yarr ye be losin yonder ship to this here mighty toothless monster! Hide ye children, hide ye wife, for this leedshitass be comin for ye!

This is why I play scorched earth

So I am scared of the arks oceans which is really bad when I am taming a sea creature. So I was out taking my newly tame Ichthys home and I was swimming really close to the beach. Then out of nowhere (literally) spawned what looked to be a massive whale it was so scary. I don’t know what it was because I am still to scared to move but it looks like this and I am sooo scared of it. I don’t want it killing my Ichthys (even though I am not sure what it is and I know nothing attacks Ichthys but still I am really scared to go down😶)

As a fisherman I had a dream about in real life me catching one of these...

So I went to go kill one


It was easy my tribe said...


IT WAS EASY MY TRIBE SIAD