Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

Young one,
Beware the sea monster named "leedDICKthys", it will destroy any boat it sees among these many waters. LeedDICKthys, indeed a dick it is.
-The Shaman
Beware the sea monster named "leedDICKthys", it will destroy any boat it sees among these many waters. LeedDICKthys, indeed a dick it is.
-The Shaman
More Leedsichthys Funny Tips
Yarr ye be losin yonder ship to this here mighty toothless monster! Hide ye children, hide ye wife, for this leedshitass be comin for ye!
Sunked mah ship....NUUUUUPE.LE DEATH OF LE CHICKEN MEMES IS WORRYING THE WORLD...of mah brain.lololololololol updoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot plz
"Oh, you just finished your boat house? That's too bad!"
When you have just made the best boat ever and then this boi arrives
You:hey mr.whale!you like mah boat?
Whale:nah I dont like yo boat now imma destroy your whole life!
You:aw hell naw mr whale!I took 5 hours outta mah life for dis!
Whale:right imma head out.BAIIIIIIIIIIII
You:dang it he destroyed mah boat.
Me:dying of laughter cuz I'm just chilling In front of the boat fishing and hear this convo updoot
You:hey mr.whale!you like mah boat?
Whale:nah I dont like yo boat now imma destroy your whole life!
You:aw hell naw mr whale!I took 5 hours outta mah life for dis!
Whale:right imma head out.BAIIIIIIIIIIII
You:dang it he destroyed mah boat.
Me:dying of laughter cuz I'm just chilling In front of the boat fishing and hear this convo updoot
Not even Dory's whale speak can get you out of this one.