Yarr ye be losin yonder ship to this here mighty toothless monster! Hide ye children, hide ye wife, for this leedshitass be comin for ye!

This overpowered sardine will basically undermine hours of hard work in a few bites; if there was a living representation of the taxman, this is it. Welcome to the ocean, enjoy your swim home.

So you trap it. You say hi. You grab your knife. You tear its flesh off while it's still awake and alive. Sounds like fun...

Destroyed water travel by boat and flying in the air in 1 single patch. Good job Wildcard