Ok so s u c c c c c c c c c c c

been to the swamp 23 times, killed my dodos 2 times because got corona

Roses are

Red violets

Are blue

I am a leech

And I’ll suck

Yo face

Forever!

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A leech will probably able to kill a wild rex😵‍💫

KILLIT NOW SERIOUSLY WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!

When you are taking a piranha with a fish basket and you try and catch it an you miss you see black lines moving towards u then they suck you clean of blood. Then the piranha swims into the fish basket right before you die

Ahh yes I used the new item to tame it. It is called forcetame

I really wish i could grab these guys by the throat or whatever it is and squeeze the blood out of it till it’s hollowed out like a boneless head

leech:bites me

system:you have contracted super deadly Coronavirus

me:ight imma head out and never come back

One time I was flying around when suddenly I needed to get water. I flew down to get some and was greeted by the largest crowd of leeches I had ever seen. I tried to fight them back but they overpowered me and they practicality devoured me and my desmodus, forcing me to fly back to my house to have them removed. Craziest day ever.

Your friend, The King of Reapers.

Fun Fact Did You Know These Thins Are ANNOYING AS HECK yes very true indeed

These things are horrible. You wont regen health unless you jump on a fire and get it off you

We suck vacuum cleaners we suck more than our competitors

Just about went into cardiac arrest after encountering this demon for the first time…

This is probably the weirdest way I’ve seen “asshole” spelled

Me* oh a rock I need metal

Me*dead in like 5 seconds 💀💀💀

If i fond First Time this thing IT Killer me

I have my lil sister my tamed leech and set in on aggression then told her to take care of it. A few minutes later she’s screaming at me telling me that it killed almost all her tames except for a pteranodon and an argentavis.

I'm a worm that has 3 jaws and I suk yo blue and I spread a swamp feverrrr!!!!!!!

Me swims in a swamp comes out my freand sense when do u have a musty crusty ugly looking swamp poop pee drinker on yo face me 😶