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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the leech? Funny leech jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was in the swamp finding a sarco to tame, a bunch of leeches jumped on me, I was a noob and didn’t know how to get rid of them, I got a sarco before they killed me and tried to get it back to my base, I died to the leeches before I got back, I went to grab my stuff and the sarco, on the way I was attacked by both raptors and troodons at once, I managed to get back to the sarco and my stuff back to my base, also my carno and pteranodon both died in the proccess
I’m just wondering around the swamp. Trying to get out. With my Long balloon(Sarco). And Baammm!
Just saw a new ,,Buff” bleeding out and poisoned.
That was the last time I saw ,,Long Balloon (Sarco)
Cause a Kapro came and killed me
But I never saw ,,Your Sarco was killed”
#SaveLongBallon