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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the leech? Funny leech jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 40 · Answer 1 · 2020-12-11T17:38:42+00:00

Me: is it on mobile

Leach: I’m big

Me: I don’t care

score 35 · Answer 2 · 2021-05-09T08:03:53+00:00

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP

score 9 · Answer 3 · 2024-12-02T04:43:42+00:00

Several words: fish basket. Tame. On server. Leech army. Eliminate enemy torches. Command island. Have leeches praise you as a god. Become leech god. Destroy server with leeches. Have everyone flee in fear. Become only one on server. Log off.

score 21 · Answer 4 · 2022-12-31T15:59:21+00:00

Unrelated but up if u mix different flavours of slurpee/frosters

score 29 · Answer 5 · 2021-06-08T20:50:23+00:00

COVID did NOT come from China!!! These SUCKERS gave it to us!!! They are the reason we have had to ARKive fun things!

score 36 · Answer 6 · 2019-10-31T11:32:27+00:00

How to lose your friend: tell them to go to the swamp and once they are in bola them and leav

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score 31 · Answer 7 · 2020-07-17T11:42:37+00:00

No need to force tame these adorable creatures. Just visit the swamp and it will atuo-tame. Its like a shoulder pet ... but in your face.

score 30 · Answer 8 · 2020-04-18T05:12:36+00:00

Here is a tip, just don’t go to the swamp. 😲😲😲😲

score 18 · Answer 9 · 2022-06-04T16:37:52+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I am a leech

And I will suck you

score 28 · Answer 10 · 2020-03-31T04:15:26+00:00

It’s funny how that a campfire can get rid of a leech, but not a grenade. Wildcard logic

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2026-02-27T02:37:29+00:00

I look back at the swamp while on my pt and there it was. Six leeches looking like they'd jump up 12 feet to eat my pt

score 25 · Answer 12 · 2020-01-23T00:03:28+00:00

When you and you brother are walking through the swamp with your two Rex's and you get swarmed by leeches

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

score 19 · Answer 13 · 2021-06-27T19:37:10+00:00

Really playful and will not bite

score 7 · Answer 14 · 2024-05-22T00:22:56+00:00

I was in the swamp finding a sarco to tame, a bunch of leeches jumped on me, I was a noob and didn’t know how to get rid of them, I got a sarco before they killed me and tried to get it back to my base, I died to the leeches before I got back, I went to grab my stuff and the sarco, on the way I was attacked by both raptors and troodons at once, I managed to get back to the sarco and my stuff back to my base, also my carno and pteranodon both died in the proccess

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2026-02-12T20:48:41+00:00

... I've had a phobia of real leeches my whole life....

Need I say more?

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2025-05-08T18:22:42+00:00

Stick one to a Ferox transform it *using element* tada 🎉 u have created… VeNoM hello Eddie

score 16 · Answer 17 · 2021-10-31T22:12:33+00:00

To find one

1 go in swamp

2 wait

3 get attacked by 6 leeches

score 9 · Answer 18 · 2023-09-12T00:52:01+00:00

The leech looks like my lunch lady at school

score 22 · Answer 19 · 2019-10-20T12:46:57+00:00

No mosquitos but instead put leeches! yay

score 14 · Answer 20 · 2022-01-26T22:55:29+00:00

Nah there’s a really easy way of getting them off-you don’t!