Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the leech? Funny leech jokes submitted by ARK players.
Irl leeches: I suk your blood and you won’t feel anything…
Human: oh it doesn’t hurt, that’s nice
Ark leeches on the other side
Ark leeches: I suk your blood but it won’t hurt >:)
Noob: oh wait ahhhhhh it’s on me it’s on me AHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT HURTS HELP dies*
Respawns*
Noob: AHHHHHH ITS STILL ON ME AHHHHHHH ITS SUCKING MY BLOOD NOT MORE AHHHHHHH THIS B**** dies*
There is a great difference in life
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