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What are some funny jokes or stories about the king titan? Funny king titan jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 4 · Answer 1 · 2022-02-17T16:50:06+00:00

This kind of looks like Godzilla but he got infected.

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2022-02-16T07:45:55+00:00

Whoever submitted that doc ock joke in funny section I hope 100 600lvl gigantosaurus spawn near your base

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2021-12-24T03:51:03+00:00

I died a slow and painful death

score 5 · Answer 4 · 2020-12-17T18:19:53+00:00

Ice titan forest titan now a king titan like what?

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2020-01-19T23:15:19+00:00

I’m dead I’m so dead oh hey I found all my dead 30 gig as wow I wonder who did that

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2023-08-01T00:58:31+00:00

Easy to hunt, I recommend using a club/slingshot to knock it out and then start smacking it with a stone pickaxe.

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2021-09-21T09:09:22+00:00

TBH it's roar is like mega kaijus roar (pacific rim)

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2023-07-02T09:28:31+00:00

Bippity boppity your tames are now my property

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2023-06-25T22:18:30+00:00

I think it smells good so go smell it

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2022-06-22T18:45:23+00:00

Get your jaegers ready for this one😂😂😂😂

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2020-08-06T23:20:49+00:00

Why not call it Godzilla?😂😆🦖

-D.R.E.

score 5 · Answer 12 · 2020-08-01T23:57:57+00:00

Ok I beat all the the island bosses time for the king titan this will be easy. O my God that thing is like one hundred times the size

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2023-05-11T15:15:48+00:00

If your a real man punch it to death

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2021-05-14T23:39:17+00:00

All you need is a bola and a tintoberry

Knock it out with your fists and enjoy your new pet :)

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2020-05-16T15:04:55+00:00

You are going to need a single dodo worked for me🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2020-05-11T18:41:07+00:00

Fri. Cking beast :so I am lvl 14 and I see a giant purple guy on steirodes and it just crashed the entire server when I witness the strongest tribe race this MF it was crazy also don’t get in the battle if you don’t wanna get shot multiple times with random projectiles of some sort 🙄

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2022-03-30T19:57:41+00:00

How many Gigas do you want to use in a battle?

Me: YES

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2021-03-10T05:12:29+00:00

The tek king titan looks like mecha godzilla

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2020-03-16T01:10:29+00:00

Super easy to tame all you need is knowing how to Force

tame which is cheating.😔😔

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2021-01-02T16:44:50+00:00

Me:fights the king titan

Me:see’s the king titan

Me:I have regrets

The King Titan:imma do a stomp

Me:noooooooooo *dies*