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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
# holy mama pajama party (6666667777777 move)

# holy mama pajama party (6666667777777 move)
More King Titan Funny Tips
Real men will use a bola and club
I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?
King titan vs Chuck norris who wins
Helena: the king titan is the end of the world if not stopped
Grug:king titan rhymes with grug
Helena(breathes in to calm down)
Godzilla:tries not laughing cause grug annoying Helena
Helena:the king titan could end the world
Godzilla: I have an idea
Helena:what
Godzilla:lets send grug to mentally damage king titan by saying rhymes with grug
A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food
This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.
Honestly godzilla wins because godzilla knows titanus doug
(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!
(Giga) are you sure about that?
(Titano) you 2 are midgets.
(Desert Titan) no u smol
(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.
(Groot Titan) you all small!
(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.
itβs a lizard!
itβs Godzilla!
itβs the respawn screen!
King titan: hey godzilla have you ever been such a threat to life that you forced a genius woman to become a digital goddess
Godzilla: no but have you ever been escorted by the entire US military and do you even have a wife