Real men will use a bola and club

I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?

A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food

This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.

(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!

(Giga) are you sure about that?

(Titano) you 2 are midgets.

(Desert Titan) no u smol

(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.

(Groot Titan) you all small!

(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.

it’s a lizard!

it’s Godzilla!

it’s the respawn screen!

Why the chicken cross the road to get on my dinner plate

No preparation needed. Just punch it or club it, maybe tranq arrows, and plop a few mejos in their mouth. Poof, you’ve tamed a dodo. Wait. This is king titan. Whoops

If you got close enough to press the Dododex button...

I’d say your dead

Don't click read more.

Too late

I'm hungry

Press up

Happy new year

Wow™

Press up r die