Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: sees king titan oh no dush oh no
king titan: suprise mother f*ucker
Me: puls out a heavey gun
Me: yeah can i put my balls in your jaws while shooting
king titan: :0 sh*t
king titan: i might not be able to kill u but he can
john cena comes out of now are and screams REEEEEEEE
Me:oh poop
i think u now what happens next tune in next time to find out
More King Titan Funny Tips
Real men will use a bola and club
POV Jurassic world be like: rrr uuuuu rrreeeeaaadddyyyy fffooorrr aaa nnnneeeeewwww diiiiinnnnnoooo???
Crowd:YEAH!
Narrator:alright! We call this one the KING TITAN
crowd: WOOOOHHH
king titan: steps onto stage
Narrator: oooohhh nooooβ¦.
King titan: oops
( since he was so fat he imploded the stage )
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantlyβ¦
TO TAME HIM YOU NEED TO HACC
β plastic bag
I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?
I killed the other Titans with my EVO giga but when I got to this guy had to bring my 2 acrocanthosaurs cuz that dude is really hard to kill with only my giga
A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food
This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.
(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!
(Giga) are you sure about that?
(Titano) you 2 are midgets.
(Desert Titan) no u smol
(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.
(Groot Titan) you all small!
(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.
itβs a lizard!
itβs Godzilla!
itβs the respawn screen!
No preparation needed. Just punch it or club it, maybe tranq arrows, and plop a few mejos in their mouth. Poof, youβve tamed a dodo. Wait. This is king titan. Whoops