Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
King titan cant do a sh*t to godzilla. Ok bye
Now you are trapped
Hehehehehehehe
Do you like burgers or something like that?
Im eating noodles right now
Trap still going hahahahahaha
We are gonna be here a long time muahahahahahaha
Why im still here π€
Are you male or female?
Whats your favourite monster hunter monster? Mine is vallstrax.
Do you recognize this theme DAAAA DAAA dadadadadundundundun DA DA DA DA!!!
Well i have a gun
Say goodbye to your life *You get a shot on the chest*
You are still dieing...
You died
Few seconds more on the trap
My finger is extremely hurting right now
Im bored
Bye!
More King Titan Funny Tips
Real men will use a bola and club
Double run.......................
I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?
This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.
A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food
Don't click read more.
Too late
I'm hungry
Press up
Happy new year
Wowβ’
Press up r die
No preparation needed. Just punch it or club it, maybe tranq arrows, and plop a few mejos in their mouth. Poof, youβve tamed a dodo. Wait. This is king titan. Whoops
This is what we get after ark watches too much Godzilla
(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!
(Giga) are you sure about that?
(Titano) you 2 are midgets.
(Desert Titan) no u smol
(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.
(Groot Titan) you all small!
(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.
itβs a lizard!
itβs Godzilla!
itβs the respawn screen!