I defeated him with an army of about 5 pteranodons led by a trike and a few moshopses to act as tanks, one hit by… | King Titan Funny

602 points 😂 Funny Aug 30, 2021 Report

Real men will use a bola and club

525 points 😂 Funny Dec 24, 2019 Report

I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?

277 points 😂 Funny Jun 7, 2020 Report

A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food

265 points 😂 Funny Jun 27, 2020 Report

This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.

212 points 😂 Funny Dec 5, 2020 Report

(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!

(Giga) are you sure about that?

(Titano) you 2 are midgets.

(Desert Titan) no u smol

(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.

(Groot Titan) you all small!

(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.

126 points 😂 Funny Dec 19, 2022 Report

it’s a lizard!

it’s Godzilla!

it’s the respawn screen!

130 points 😂 Funny Jun 26, 2022 Report

No preparation needed. Just punch it or club it, maybe tranq arrows, and plop a few mejos in their mouth. Poof, you’ve tamed a dodo. Wait. This is king titan. Whoops

156 points 😂 Funny Mar 27, 2021 Report

If you got close enough to press the Dododex button...

I’d say your dead

1 point 😂 Funny Jul 29, 2026 Report

Why the chicken cross the road to get on my dinner plate

86 points 😂 Funny Dec 27, 2022 Report

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