Real men will use a bola and club

I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?

This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.

A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food

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Too late

I'm hungry

Press up

Happy new year

Wow™

Press up r die

No preparation needed. Just punch it or club it, maybe tranq arrows, and plop a few mejos in their mouth. Poof, you’ve tamed a dodo. Wait. This is king titan. Whoops

King Titan: *sneezes*

A tornado spawns at its feet 🌪️🌪️

(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!

(Giga) are you sure about that?

(Titano) you 2 are midgets.

(Desert Titan) no u smol

(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.

(Groot Titan) you all small!

(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.

This is what we get after ark watches too much Godzilla

it’s a lizard!

it’s Godzilla!

it’s the respawn screen!