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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the karkinos? Funny karkinos jokes submitted by ARK players.
When ever one of these picks you up and makes you into a pancake think about all the times you have poked a crab with a stick or accidently stepped on one. Because this is there revenge , so the next time you see a crab be nice to it or else you'll find your aberation base being ransacked by a bunch of karkinoses , it won't be pretty! They will use your tames to play tennis and use you to fish for ravagers. Possibly there friends the spines will be there too!
Developer:1-hey guys I have an idea
Developer:2-what is it?
Developer:1-we should add crabs
Developer:2-great idea Approved!
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Marketing-this is not good enough
Marketing-oh yeah let’s make it an alien
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(When the developers see it)
Developer:1-i don’t think that’s what i made