Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

"Hello, I like money!", "Me one millionth dollar!" - Eugene Krabs
More Karkinos Funny Tips
a r e y o u f e e l i n g i t n o w Mr. K r a b s ?
Karkinos dodgeball. 6 crabs, 3 per team. 10-15 aggressive ravagers from a 3rd tribe in the middle. The goal is to throw ravagers at the enemy crabs to kill them. You lose when all your crabs die. No smashing, shooting, jumping or tomfoolery. Just throwing ravagers.
βOCEAN MAN GONNA TAKE ME BY THE HAND, LEAD ME TO THE LAND, THAT YOU UNDERSTAND!!!β
I think my crab is broken it can walk back and forth but not side to side
SPONGEBOI ME BOB I HAVE TAKEN TOO MANY STEROIDS AND HAVE BECOME A MONSTER ARGARGARGAR
Developer:1-hey guys I have an idea
Developer:2-what is it?
Developer:1-we should add crabs
Developer:2-great idea Approved!
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Marketing-this is not good enough
Marketing-oh yeah letβs make it an alien
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(When the developers see it)
Developer:1-i donβt think thatβs what i made
Why do you need rocket ships when this sends people to the moon?
It picked me up and said OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN!! And 1 shot me into the floor but it's a great physics teacher what goes up just come down..
I found an all red crab during the Christmas event and painted a blue shirt on him and named it Eugene Krabs