Ahoy spongebob me boy, i just snorted element dust and now im like this arghargharghargh

S P O N G E B O B M E B O Y

Hello, I am Karkinos and I like money!

These guys can use any other Dino as a weapon, even tames. Use turret dinos like a Dilo or a Thorny Dragon as a gun, or pick up a pair of wild Turtles as boxing gloves.

My freind that I'm playing with thinks it's a passive this is going to be funny

If I am going to be honest, I thought this was a funny looking spider at first.

Step one: try to knock out

Step2: get YEETED back into schorched earth

Step 3 get back to the crab and keep shooting it

Step4 kill it cause you used tranqs

Step5 search to the start of the portal rings to rockwells lair for another one

Step 6 find one after your 2 hours of searching

Step 7 finaly tame it the right way

Step 8 feed it the wrong food

step 9 give it the right food after loosing half of the torpor

Step10 name it stress giver

Step 11 try not to scream after finding out it starved

Step12 question your self about why you bought a DLC that has element injected people that need skin care badly and a human that grew tentacles as a boss

Step 13 remind yourself that you did it to get away from the ants

Step 14 remind yourself how stupid the ants where

Step 15 keep playing

Sorry this was so long😅 plz like so I know this was not a waste

Take a couple then...

Crab

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I think Mr. Crabs is jealous because of it long legs and can’t go to the surface

Easy tame,give him money.

Needmoreword

Ark player seeing karkinos for the first time:

Hmmm a giant crab

Pacific rim fan seeing karkinos for the first time:

Hmmm Onibaba

I will bring jaeger and kill it

'Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself?'

'Because if you are... I will gladly do so!'

'In SONG FORM!'

Well Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam

I was a drabble little crab once

Now I know I can be happy as a clam

Because I'm beautiful, baby~

Did your granny say

"Listen to your heart, be who you are on the inside"?

I need 3 words to tear her arguement apart

YOUR GRANNY LIED.

I'd rather be

SHINYYYYY

Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck

Scrub the deck and make it look

SHINYYYYY

I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck

CHHK!

Just a sec, don'tcha know

Fish are dumb dumb dumb?

They chase anything that glitters?

Beginners! Oh...

And here they come come come to the brightest thing that

Glimmers! Mmm, fish dinners!

I just love free food... (Free food!)

And you look like sea food! (SEA FOOD...)

"Hey, crab cake!"

"I'm back... mmmmwah."

"I I I I T ' S M A U I T I M E"

"Whatdya say, little buddy? Giant hawk? Comin' up!"

"CHA HOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Spongebob- Mr crabs, you said you would be in a game.

Mr Krabs, you will see.

If your neighbors are annoying you just pick them up with this guy and relocate them

I'm very concerned for people who used clubs to tame these things-

If you want to know what it's like to be Team Rocket just give this guy a call

Can and WILL grab a nearby sarco too beat you to death with

Your trilobite is evolving!

WORDS

*insert crab rave here*🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀wish I could type it up...actually...(DOODOODOODOOODOO)hmmm...nah.that dont work...woopza.ya know I feel like a updoot right now...plz updoot...thank you.also!I'm starving someone get me some cooked prime meat.then I'll drink some water.again updoot

Spooder krab, spooder krab, iz a big ol spooder krab,

Hez a gonna, brake ur spine, on the floor, cuz he iz a spooder crab