Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the karkinos? Funny karkinos jokes submitted by ARK players.
*insert crab rave here*🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀wish I could type it up...actually...(DOODOODOODOOODOO)hmmm...nah.that dont work...woopza.ya know I feel like a updoot right now...plz updoot...thank you.also!I'm starving someone get me some cooked prime meat.then I'll drink some water.again updoot
'Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself?'
'Because if you are... I will gladly do so!'
'In SONG FORM!'
Well Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
I was a drabble little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I'm beautiful, baby~
Did your granny say
"Listen to your heart, be who you are on the inside"?
I need 3 words to tear her arguement apart
YOUR GRANNY LIED.
I'd rather be
SHINYYYYY
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Scrub the deck and make it look
SHINYYYYY
I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
CHHK!
Just a sec, don'tcha know
Fish are dumb dumb dumb?
They chase anything that glitters?
Beginners! Oh...
And here they come come come to the brightest thing that
Glimmers! Mmm, fish dinners!
I just love free food... (Free food!)
And you look like sea food! (SEA FOOD...)
"Hey, crab cake!"
"I'm back... mmmmwah."
"I I I I T ' S M A U I T I M E"
"Whatdya say, little buddy? Giant hawk? Comin' up!"
"CHA HOOOOOOOOOOO!"