a r e y o u f e e l i n g i t n o w Mr. K r a b s ?

Karkinos dodgeball. 6 crabs, 3 per team. 10-15 aggressive ravagers from a 3rd tribe in the middle. The goal is to throw ravagers at the enemy crabs to kill them. You lose when all your crabs die. No smashing, shooting, jumping or tomfoolery. Just throwing ravagers.

“OCEAN MAN GONNA TAKE ME BY THE HAND, LEAD ME TO THE LAND, THAT YOU UNDERSTAND!!!”

I think my crab is broken it can walk back and forth but not side to side

SPONGEBOI ME BOB I HAVE TAKEN TOO MANY STEROIDS AND HAVE BECOME A MONSTER ARGARGARGAR

Developer:1-hey guys I have an idea

Developer:2-what is it?

Developer:1-we should add crabs

Developer:2-great idea Approved!

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Marketing-this is not good enough

Marketing-oh yeah let’s make it an alien

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(When the developers see it)

Developer:1-i don’t think that’s what i made

"Hello, I like money!", "Me one millionth dollar!" - Eugene Krabs

Why do you need rocket ships when this sends people to the moon?

It picked me up and said OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN!! And 1 shot me into the floor but it's a great physics teacher what goes up just come down..

I found an all red crab during the Christmas event and painted a blue shirt on him and named it Eugene Krabs

Because I am SHINING!

Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck

Scrub the deck and make it look

SHINING!

I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck

Just a sec!

Who loves yeeting random things

If I am going to be honest, I thought this was a funny looking spider at first.

He protec

He attac

But most importantly

He eat hooman for snac

If you look up crab this comes up 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

I yeeted my anky into orbit…

Never found mine again…

“Welcome to Abberation Mr. Squidward. I hope you like leather... SADDLES!!!”

name them KINGLER your a true 90's kid

When ever one of these picks you up and makes you into a pancake think about all the times you have poked a crab with a stick or accidently stepped on one. Because this is there revenge , so the next time you see a crab be nice to it or else you'll find your aberation base being ransacked by a bunch of karkinoses , it won't be pretty! They will use your tames to play tennis and use you to fish for ravagers. Possibly there friends the spines will be there too!

My freind that I'm playing with thinks it's a passive this is going to be funny