Karkinos dodgeball. 6 crabs, 3 per team. 10-15 aggressive ravagers from a 3rd tribe in the middle. The goal is to throw ravagers at the enemy crabs to kill them. You lose when all your crabs die. No smashing, shooting, jumping or tomfoolery. Just throwing ravagers.

Tame karkinos. Paint it red. Name it Mr Krabs. Enjoy.

“OCEAN MAN GONNA TAKE ME BY THE HAND, LEAD ME TO THE LAND, THAT YOU UNDERSTAND!!!”

Bro is a crab and can’t even walk sideways

I think my crab is broken it can walk back and forth but not side to side

SPONGEBOI ME BOB I HAVE TAKEN TOO MANY STEROIDS AND HAVE BECOME A MONSTER ARGARGARGAR

I think Mr. Crabs is jealous because of it long legs and can’t go to the surface

"Hello, I like money!", "Me one millionth dollar!" - Eugene Krabs

Why do you need rocket ships when this sends people to the moon?