Karkinos dodgeball. 6 crabs, 3 per team. 10-15 aggressive ravagers from a 3rd tribe in the middle. The goal is to throw ravagers at the enemy crabs to kill them. You lose when all your crabs die. No smashing, shooting, jumping or tomfoolery. Just throwing ravagers.

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Why do you need rocket ships when this sends people to the moon?