a r e y o u f e e l i n g i t n o w Mr. K r a b s ?

Karkinos dodgeball. 6 crabs, 3 per team. 10-15 aggressive ravagers from a 3rd tribe in the middle. The goal is to throw ravagers at the enemy crabs to kill them. You lose when all your crabs die. No smashing, shooting, jumping or tomfoolery. Just throwing ravagers.

Crab rave on steroids be like

“OCEAN MAN GONNA TAKE ME BY THE HAND, LEAD ME TO THE LAND, THAT YOU UNDERSTAND!!!”

I think my crab is broken it can walk back and forth but not side to side

Bro is a crab and can’t even walk sideways

SPONGEBOI ME BOB I HAVE TAKEN TOO MANY STEROIDS AND HAVE BECOME A MONSTER ARGARGARGAR

Me: did you hear that?

Friend:yeah

Me: (turns around)

Karkinos: SMACK

"Hello, I like money!", "Me one millionth dollar!" - Eugene Krabs

Why do you need rocket ships when this sends people to the moon?