'Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself?'
'Because if you are... I will gladly do so!'
'In SONG FORM!'
Well Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
I was a drabble little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I'm beautiful, baby~
Did your granny say
"Listen to your heart, be who you are on the inside"?
I need 3 words to tear her arguement apart
YOUR GRANNY LIED.
I'd rather be
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Scrub the deck and make it look
I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
Just a sec, don'tcha know
Fish are dumb dumb dumb?
They chase anything that glitters?
And here they come come come to the brightest thing that
Glimmers! Mmm, fish dinners!
I just love free food... (Free food!)
And you look like sea food! (SEA FOOD...)
"Hey, crab cake!"
"I'm back... mmmmwah."
"I I I I T ' S M A U I T I M E"
"Whatdya say, little buddy? Giant hawk? Comin' up!"
Karkinos dodgeball. 6 crabs, 3 per team. 10-15 aggressive ravagers from a 3rd tribe in the middle. The goal is to throw ravagers at the enemy crabs to kill them. You lose when all your crabs die. No smashing, shooting, jumping or tomfoolery. Just throwing ravagers.
When ever one of these picks you up and makes you into a pancake think about all the times you have poked a crab with a stick or accidently stepped on one. Because this is there revenge , so the next time you see a crab be nice to it or else you'll find your aberation base being ransacked by a bunch of karkinoses , it won't be pretty! They will use your tames to play tennis and use you to fish for ravagers. Possibly there friends the spines will be there too!