Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
'Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself?'
'Because if you are... I will gladly do so!'
'In SONG FORM!'
Well Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
I was a drabble little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I'm beautiful, baby~
Did your granny say
"Listen to your heart, be who you are on the inside"?
I need 3 words to tear her arguement apart
YOUR GRANNY LIED.
I'd rather be
SHINYYYYY
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Scrub the deck and make it look
SHINYYYYY
I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
CHHK!
Just a sec, don'tcha know
Fish are dumb dumb dumb?
They chase anything that glitters?
Beginners! Oh...
And here they come come come to the brightest thing that
Glimmers! Mmm, fish dinners!
I just love free food... (Free food!)
And you look like sea food! (SEA FOOD...)
"Hey, crab cake!"
"I'm back... mmmmwah."
"I I I I T ' S M A U I T I M E"
"Whatdya say, little buddy? Giant hawk? Comin' up!"
"CHA HOOOOOOOOOOO!"
More Karkinos Funny Tips
a r e y o u f e e l i n g i t n o w Mr. K r a b s ?
Karkinos dodgeball. 6 crabs, 3 per team. 10-15 aggressive ravagers from a 3rd tribe in the middle. The goal is to throw ravagers at the enemy crabs to kill them. You lose when all your crabs die. No smashing, shooting, jumping or tomfoolery. Just throwing ravagers.
βOCEAN MAN GONNA TAKE ME BY THE HAND, LEAD ME TO THE LAND, THAT YOU UNDERSTAND!!!β
I think my crab is broken it can walk back and forth but not side to side
SPONGEBOI ME BOB I HAVE TAKEN TOO MANY STEROIDS AND HAVE BECOME A MONSTER ARGARGARGAR
2024 not in aquatic???? That's very not okay
"Hello, I like money!", "Me one millionth dollar!" - Eugene Krabs
Why do you need rocket ships when this sends people to the moon?
It picked me up and said OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN!! And 1 shot me into the floor but it's a great physics teacher what goes up just come down..
I found an all red crab during the Christmas event and painted a blue shirt on him and named it Eugene Krabs