Naprosucuus if it’s down

Not with Kap with Nap

So I saw one kill 20 dodos at once

I was taming a baryonix and I got lost back to it. So I waited on a rock and I somehow tamed it so I requesting him to me and when he did he was killed by three of these stupid dinos and I was sad.

I really hated this dino. I'll die 8 times because of this.if you want to live stay away from that.

So I have a story to share with you all. So I was flying in the swamp with my griffin, Maple, then I looked down and I saw like five kapros all in a group. I couldn’t believe my luck! So I knocked all of them out, put Maple on aggressive gave them food and tamed them, so now am working on getting a fully mutated kapro.

You want tame it well I have one suggestion don’t bring a pet because it literally launches itself in your pet will die within seconds

Me and my dad were on our trip around the island and we were just going through the swamp, but one of these snatched me off the boat! It took a lot of running from kapros and boas, but eventually we got out of the swamp, while being chased by kapros, megalodons, piranhas, and lots of other sea creatures.

Do not bring these guys into caves I brought two in one with a saddle and they both died

One time I saw a kaprosuchus near my base and it looked knocked out so I walk up to it but it wasn't knocked out so ot attacked me and my dinos attacked it and it was dead in like a minute I don't know what to be sad for the kaprosuchus or not because it couldn't move because it was stuck. Rip kaprosushus.

I was walking around my my base in one day. I was living by a swamp. Then a kapro lunges at me and tried to kidnap me. My dilo was screaming but he couldn’t help because he was in my base. I started punching the kapro and I knocked her out. I gave her all the meat I had. While I was waiting a titanoboa snuck up behind me and bit me I started hitting it with my pike my torpor was getting high. I ran into my base and ate some stimberrys. Then the titanoboa slithered through my wall he knocked me and my dilo out. I thought I was doomed but then I heard the titanoboa death sound. When I woke up I went outside and there was my kapro. I named her Tsunami after the dragon from wings of fire.

just tamed my first 1. Lvl 2 and not my intention. Got jumped by 2 snakes and killed the second i passed out. Tried twice to get my body and failed. Went for a 3rd and was sick of losing all my stuff so went naked. This stupid thing came from no where and started dragging me back to the swamp. And out of pure dispersion all I could do was punch the tar out of it. It actually worked because it let me go right as we hit the water. I went to run for my life and then I realized why it had let me go. I actually knocked its butt out. Though ok sucker i have 1 word for you…Boots…. Then I realized oh ya i was going naked i had no way to kill it and there was no way at 20% health was I going to try and punch it to death. And thats when it hit me it grabbed me barely 20 meters from my front door. That’s when i decided i had 2 more words for it indentured servitude. Ran and grabbed meat and 10 narcotics just in case and went back. Got to about 55% and thats when the dangerous creature noticed popped up. So was sorry dude your on your own and ran for it. Luck for it the beast saw me and chased me right back home. Unfortunately for the creature chasing me it just to big to squeeze threw the small gap in my spiked fence. So while it took the to impale itself on my fence I grabbed a hatchet from my house so I could skin it and get my boots. Then went back to the swap to see if my new friend survived and found 10 seconds from being tamed and whala got my boots and new helper. So if some one says you cant have your cake and eat it too well they just lack imagination.

Think of this as you will. I don’t know if I am lucky or good but one day while playing I was looking for a theriozois (or terrifying) and a kapapapa came at me and grabbed me so I punch it then hit it with a axe some how he falls asleep so I say why not and start tameing well two seconds Later a baryonix comes out of a near by swamp and try’s to run at me so I shoot it with tranqs and tame that. Two seconds later

I get killed by a sarco and my argenavis is there so I hop on my pteredon and rush over and get killed again any way moral of the story I tamed three things that day

So when I spawned I saw this thing attacking a dinosaur and in want to tame it so bad!

the righteous( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

eric apparently is a bad actor! (ep 7)

eric sat down with his back on a tree, it was a nice orange sky

but he heard something

*yelling noises or whatev*

swords clinging

“what the hell?..”

everyone seemed to be mad at eachother..

“lemme take a peek.”

many bodies filled the sand as eric watched

“heh, this will be fun.”

he pulled out a scoped longneck

“steady..”

and he took the shot! miss...

“you saw nothing, EPISODE OVER!“

director: no, no, cmon man you gotta do this

eric: BUT I MISSED!

director: alright, take 2!

“steady..”

he took the shot!.. miss.. again.

eric: ...

Director: JUST RAPID FIRE GODAMMIT!

eric: jeezzzz..

eric: but can i have lunch firs-

director: NO JUST DO IT!

eric rabid fired his rifle, 2 targets hit!

disclaimer: eric didn’t actually hit because it turns out he cant aim Sh!t.

“HAH!”

eric proudly stood up, as he got shot in the head

eric ouch!.. heyyyy!

director: YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO HIT HIM!

guy: my aims just too good

eric: he assaulted me!

director: its plastic..

eric: oh... alright

yeah...

eric: can i have lunch ye-

director: SHUT THE F-

imma end it right there before eric gets fired!.. maybe

-HJK

I knocked my Kapro but after I died to a bary and when I tried to find him, I went back to base and I found out something strange. I put in 10 raw fish meat and it was somehow tamed.

One day I was in the swamp trying to tame a sarco and saw to kapros I tamed them and named one back problems and the other keshia keshia died on the way home and then back problems was killed by my stupid tribemate vote down to remember the great kapros or up I don’t really care

I went to the swamp with my sarco, and my raptor. I knew it was a bad idea but I went anyway!! we killed a snake and lots of sarco’ s. Then while I was fighting something, I got knocked out and my raptor died to piranha’s and my sarco died to a kapro while I was asleep. I woke up, went looking for the kapro and somehow managed to find it and knock it out. I was also almost dead and only had 3 meat because my sarco and raptor harvested the meat before I could get to it. So I fed the kapro meat and went looking for more.(it was a bad idea)

You died to a mega-piranha!

I was a noob and I was looking for soething strong. I hated Sarcos but my tame was a kapro he was a fast swimmer but would never listen. He attacked everything .Never would stay but would always come.He died to fall damage because when I say stop he ignored and fell.

BRO I WAS JUST WALKIN BY AND THIS THING JUMPED AT ME AND KILLED ME I AM SO FIN MAD AT HIM, anyways i has tamed him (even tho i am low level asf [20]) and we are now besties :D

Today I tamed a kapro and named him Raider, those things are pretty easy to tame but NOT quick to tame. There were boas all over the place and I had to keep killing them while he was being tamed