Me: HAHA kappa get bolaed

Kapro: *prepares to lunge*

ARK logic: Hold my beer...

This thing is so small it can fit through a 1x1 wall gap.

Me: flying by a swamp with my argy

Kapro: IMA GRAB YOU

Me: *pulls out sword*

Kapro: IMA DIE

I was with my tribe and we were looking for beezlebuffos but when

We thought we found one boy did we get jumped by 5 of them we ran out the swamp and back home we can't leave the house withe being grabbed and eaten so can I get rip fo math tribe

Kapro. The jeffrey dahmer of dinos. It stalks you, grabs you from behind, poisons you, holds you down, and eats you.

This animal can do the Pakistan Charge "I LOVE PAKISTAN AND I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN"

THE ULTIMATE DODO STEALER MWHAHAHAHAHA and good jumper 2nd to rock drake

Me: My bird is tired need to

Kapro: YA YEET

Game: You were killed by a lvl 18 kapro

Me: F*** you

Hippity hoppity you are now my property

My first encounter with these aaa with a DB shotgun. It picked me up and and I hit it with dem slugs. Never picked me up again. Any of you. Try me and if I have a DB you’re dead man no question.

You have stupid 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🥶😰😦

Lol I presied submit tip

Whyyyyyy

Once there lived a women who saw a kapro and said RUN ITS A SORCO BOI RUN 1 second later you were killed

The Professor Venomous. So that’s what happened to K.O.’s dad...

So I went into the swamp when I saw one of these guys. I wanted to tame it, so I slowly approached it. Then I didn’t saw him anymore. When I looked behind me, I was frightened into death. Out of nothing, iT jumped on me and swum away with me in his mouth. Damn you!🤬

I remember once I was exploring scorched earth with nothing but a torch and a pickaxe, I get to the red obelisk and think “Oh wow this Oasis is beautiful.”. I’m sitting by the oasis looking at the lake when I see 3 Kaprosuchus shadows spread eagle fly over me TWICE before I finally get hit by one. Spent ages just trying to get back there and was running a 2 sabertooths straight into like 5 Argentavis’s. ;__;

KAPROSUCHUS HUNT: KILL 15. What the f**k

Kapro: Imma bury ur raptor.

My raptor was grabbed by a Kaprosuchus, then it killed me with my OWN RAPTOR, and then when I got my stuff back, killed the Kaprosuchus, then my raptor was swimming underground. It was too odd😕. But the funniest part: piranha follow my raptor on land. It was hilarious😂.

First time I saw these things, I was like "ow it's just the little version of sarco" but when I attacked it with my raptor and it put my raptor on his nose, I was like " the f*ck, it's like sarco and circus seal in one"