Hey kid wants some candy. *kidnaps me of my thyla*

Then your waiting to desperately tame that parasaur and ...

These are great for scorched earth

I still remember the days where I would run around the swamp in the dark with nothing but a few berries to keep me from sleeping…. I swear I must’ve died to the same Kapro 10 times because the leap from no where when it’s night. Ah- good times

ok so if your walking through the swamp DO NOT THINK YOU WONT GET KIDNAPPED BY THESE KIDS OML

Just Arlo the alligator boy nothing to fear get close to it and it will sing a song with its banjo careful for his friends but Bertie is nice as long as you dont stare at her soooooo yeah nothing to fear CUZ SOMETHINGS MISSING INSIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEE

It makes me sing when your life is over and your legs don’t work like they used to before.

Me and my friend went to the swamp me and sees a giga:

My cousin: what?

Me: we’ll uhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhh UHHHHHHHHHH

my cousin: WHAT?

Kapro: we’ll this is called a meal *jumps on me*

Me:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Just wants to be in a close relationship.... a bit too close. Was dumped for being clingy

Let me share my experience with you

1 Karpo+1 karpo= 💀

3karpos+lvl 28 raptor=dead

One step in a swamp dead it killed me in 1 hit oof.

lemme tell a story.......i was finishing some task with my raptor and that task is to go to the redwoods and find the dossier (my house is near in the southern cave/artifact of the hunter) and when i get in the swamps i noticed that and i said "wat croc es dat?" decide to pick my spyglass then suddenly a kapro steal my raptor away from me(the kapro literally choose the raptor not me) then after that i stand still watching my raptor being taken away from me...i laugh so hard because of the way how my raptor sits in kapros mouth😂.....luckily i get my raptor back because i whistled and set its defense to neutral......

Giga. Gloating he is the best laptop. Hold my beer😑

Kaprosuchus = Sarcosuchus on heroin

One two...he's coming for you.

Three four...better lock your doors.

Five six...grab a spear and stab.

Seven eight...get up late.

Nine ten...your already dead.

Depending on gender mr. YEET or ms. YEET

For the guy who has kapros with the word yeet and is running outta ideas

Here’s a few suggestions for names

The master yeet

Kapro yeetus

Sir yeet

YEEEEEEEEEET

Yeeter man

gab and yeet

Ever since I started getting good I killed any kaprosuchus and sarco in sight but rip triceratops

Once a Kapro said to me “I have some Eery candy for u” and I said “Rlly :)” Then Kapro ripped me off bird and ran away so then I asked him “Where’s my candy “ he said over here as he was running twords 5 spinos so I asked “ do they have da candy” he said “Yes They Do 😈 . I said “Ok” then five seconds later I was dead... don’t trust those A**Holes they don’t have any candy

Me:

My IPhone 7:

My six kapros; *all lunging at once*