i was at a swamp then i fell i mega piranha sees me i get on a rock this guy jumps at me and runs with me in its mouth like im the baby

One lunged at me and flew so far up into the sky, hit the skybox and died, free watering hole for me little man😌.

To that person who needed a yeey name

Female:Ms.Yeetus

Male:Mr. Yeetus

If they get married,

Mr. And mrs. Yeetus

Going on a swamp peacefull like never before you see a sarco but you don’t care cuz it slow but little did ya know it not a sarco it’s a kapro coming at ya at full speed grabbing you and ,oh look ur ded

“Oh look!! A gold drop in the swamp!!! Awesome! I’ll just here and have a lo...” ...R.I.P. butthole, you were tight

I. Do. Not. Like. You.

Apparently a helpful tip should include more words, so here you go.

One of the four horsemen of terrfying, the others being wild gigas, wyverns and managarmrs

This thing scared the f outa me when I was chillin. It just came outa nowhere and is like “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÈEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!”

They been seen mauling people who get too close and too close to them could be 60 meters away. They been seen dragging people into the water and either drowning them or sharing you as a meal with there cousin the sarco who is strong and has more health

Ever notice they have webbed toes?

Roar why does every picture have its mouth open

So that’s what happened to K.O.’s dad. . .

Hippity hoppity ur now my property or rickety roll I know yeet your soul

After a long trip on a raft out on the ocean and losing all my dinosaurs I go to the swamp thinking...

Me:That’s it!!!! I’m going sarco taming!!!🤠

*a few minutes later*

Me:Well,There’s one!

Karpo:Hey,There’s one!🐊

Me:Wait that’s not a sarco!What in the living daylights is that thing!Is that a pouncing croc?!😕

Karpo:You were tasty cowboy!

(While closing the ARK app)Me:I need a break😠!But I’ll be back pack’in a pistol🤠!!!

-WildLayton

My kapro died by stupid bee. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god

Make sure to bring the nipple boi to get this homie away

Dumm raptor combine with a sarco creates this guy because this guy leaps at you like a raptor but carry’s you like the sarco but forever till your death

It's like someone played a YU GI OH - POLIMERIZATION card on a Beelzebuffo and a Sarco. Now this fusion monster traded the tropidity and some higher stats for a torpido aerial asault.

Killed me twice in two days.

Day 1,

Firstly, my pike broke when fighting titanoboas but I killed them with my sarco which is my best creature.

Secondly, this lovely bastard eats me while I tame a baryonex after turning my sarco on passive so it wouldn't one shot the Barry.

Thirdly, forget to replace bed because I had to destroy it for my fabricator so I spawn in the middle of nowhere.

Fourthly, ragequit and delete world.

Day 2,

Firstly, make new world go to tame another Barry on my best Dino (another sarco) yet again my pike broke and this bastard ate me.

Secondly, almost ragequit but I have another sarco at my base and the saddles aren't too hard to make.

Hopefully tomorrow is better.

Note to self. TAKE TWO PIKES!

Yes, they come in purple. Did you know, there is an admin command that changes your dinosar's colors from 0-6?