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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the kaprosuchus? Funny kaprosuchus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was on a raft with my friend then my parasail detected an enemy at first I thought it was a Pelegornis but no my friend was on his Pteredon lookin for the big fish then he scream”it’s a bloody kapro and he land in front of me but survives only just but rip barry the pterodon
I went out with my level 44 pteranodon, level 33 and 26 raptors and a sacrifice dodo who was level 12 I spent 3 day looking for kapros I wanted male and female. My pteranodon and one raptor ran out of stam so we found a nice quite place then out of nowhere 5 kapros attack us and kill everyone except the sacrifice dodo!!!!
So I was walking near the green obelisk. My right side was a waterfall. My left side was a kappa and I didn’t notice it. I slid all the way to the back of my function bar and crouched when these the kappa launched at me but they missed and fell all the way down and went way of the water. Well, see you in the afterlife sarco’s branch species...