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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the kaprosuchus? Funny kaprosuchus jokes submitted by ARK players.
After a long trip on a raft out on the ocean and losing all my dinosaurs I go to the swamp thinking...
Me:That’s it!!!! I’m going sarco taming!!!🤠
*a few minutes later*
Me:Well,There’s one!
Karpo:Hey,There’s one!🐊
Me:Wait that’s not a sarco!What in the living daylights is that thing!Is that a pouncing croc?!😕
Karpo:You were tasty cowboy!
(While closing the ARK app)Me:I need a break😠!But I’ll be back pack’in a pistol🤠!!!
-WildLayton
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